Recent comments in /f/Jokes
azlan194 t1_j2fx5x3 wrote
Reply to comment by DuckyRedditor405 in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1
That's the real joke.
coyoteatemyhomework t1_j2fx0ja wrote
Reply to comment by CatherinePiedi in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
Old joke but why dont baptist have sex standing up? Some one might see them an think they are dancing.
[deleted] t1_j2fwtl9 wrote
Reply to comment by Visible-Pie-3225 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
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KeithSharpley t1_j2fwp3l wrote
Reply to comment by hoosyourdaddyo in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
No one says Lorrie in Boston
Krystalinhell t1_j2fwm6h wrote
Reply to comment by Visible-Pie-3225 in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1
Ask someone else to apply whatever your tattoo artist tells you to put on it when you get it. In my case, he said to use a&d but I didn’t use anything on it and it looks really bad now.
OverallManagement824 t1_j2fwksh wrote
Reply to Why did the sperm cross the road? by cat_named_virtue
This is awful. Fucking take my upvote and leave before I punch you. /s
pat700 t1_j2fwh29 wrote
Reply to comment by _dantastic in My penis may not be 12 inches long but I'm told that it... by CrazyKZG
Gotta pay special attention to the head
Eroe777 t1_j2fwg8f wrote
Reply to I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
I went to high school with a guy who was 7’2”. (Yes, he had a cup of coffee in the NBA, no, I will not name him). One of my friends used to joke that he should date our 4’9” classmate, so she could give him a blowjob without having to kneel.
Away_Ad1323 t1_j2fwert wrote
Reply to comment by BadAtTheGame13 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Nah he deserves it. We need to get rid of his genes
Kjata2 t1_j2fw6lp wrote
Reply to comment by Brewtality76 in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
After using fuck and fucking so much, I once tried to type ducking and had it autocorrected.
It happened again typing this out.
Away_Ad1323 t1_j2fvzpp wrote
Reply to comment by BadAtTheGame13 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Right 😘
TrickyLemons t1_j2fvz5f wrote
blåhaj will swim you to safety
plaverty9 t1_j2fvqk4 wrote
Reply to comment by Awesum51Merc in marriage is like a deck of cards by Formal-Ad8037
Do you know why divorce is expensive? Because it's so worth it.
britney412 t1_j2fvpsv wrote
Reply to comment by Visible-Pie-3225 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Can you elaborate?
hi_random_person1 t1_j2fvhge wrote
Reply to comment by froggiboi68 in Whenever my wife is upset I let her colour in my black and white tattoos. by heyandy1
r/fuckyouinparticular Idk why the downvotes lol
The_Bogan_Blacksmith t1_j2fv7k4 wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Yeah,a "bird flu" infront of a truck tht then crashed into them.......
jdub047 t1_j2fv6mm wrote
Reply to I realized why girls like tall men by axon225
Doesn't work when the woman is also 6' tall...
GEM592 t1_j2fuzke wrote
plus why would you even ask that
ugotamesij t1_j2fuxdw wrote
Reply to comment by BSwollocks in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
People in the Ashford area would not really pronounce "car" like "cah".
Bytes_of_Anger t1_j2fut7m wrote
Reply to comment by Cloaked42m in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Duh dun duh dun dun duh dun duh dun - duh
Conscious_Amoeba8232 t1_j2fupu7 wrote
Reply to comment by Phate4569 in An LGBQT cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives? by damluk
Silicone implants=fake boobs
Edit: Yes, silicone implants also=tush cushion
Outrageous_Mousse_49 t1_j2fulz2 wrote
Reply to comment by StormblessedFool in Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
And Ashford is a shithole in South East England
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j2fulit wrote
Reply to Police found a large number of dead crows on the A251 just outside Ashford yesterday morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Bird Flu... by mykeuk
Jokes better when they’re outside of Boston
irrelevant_apple t1_j2fxahg wrote
Reply to comment by nnn_rrr in Vladimir Putin loses his favorite watch by nostopthoughts
CIA and FBI should be flipped