24KTaterTots t1_j3y1qlz wrote on January 11, 2023 at 9:15 PM

This was an okay joke. But I'd like to hear the story that led to a rabbi, a hindu,. And a lawyer, driving in the countryside. That's got to be interesting.

MoonLightStorm001 t1_j3x2w2y wrote on January 11, 2023 at 5:42 PM

Reply to comment by JHugh4749 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

I thought the joke was that the lawyer kicked them out of the barn forcefully

PriyanjanMitra t1_j3woylg wrote on January 11, 2023 at 4:17 PM

Reply to comment by coorgtealover in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

Nah Hindus don't have any complaints with pigs either

payvavraishkuf t1_j3wlrnq wrote on January 11, 2023 at 3:57 PM

Reply to comment by amgschnappi in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

And Jews can live with pigs, just not eat them.

Yeamin_Habib t1_j3wlqiq wrote on January 11, 2023 at 3:57 PM

Reply to comment by amgschnappi in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

In fact Hindus consider cows as holy.

amgschnappi t1_j3wjugx wrote on January 11, 2023 at 3:45 PM

Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

Wtf Hindus can live with cows. They just cant eat any meat.

coorgtealover t1_j3w7e38 wrote on January 11, 2023 at 2:22 PM

Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

The premise for this joke is wrong. The Hindu should have complained about the pig.

JHugh4749 t1_j3w6r72 wrote on January 11, 2023 at 2:17 PM

Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg

You would almost think that the pig and the cow would be okay with lawyers. After all, lawyers will get down and wallow in the muck and mud with the best/worst of them, and they are also full of bull shit.

ashibm t1_j3t24d7 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 9:46 PM

Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

Or you can cut the crap and just repost it on r/jokes…

AcousticBob t1_j3p73t3 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 2:49 AM

Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

Ha! This is a joke!

BlowFish-w-o-Hootie t1_j3oxagi wrote on January 10, 2023 at 1:42 AM

Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

Do these forms properly address one's pronouns?

whistleridge OP t1_j3orjx9 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 1:02 AM

Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

Sir you may be a joke but the Department of Jokes is nothing of the sort. Our integrity is not for sale.

Waitsfornoone t1_j3oref5 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 1:01 AM

Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

Just stamp my form and a Ben Franklin will be warming up your pocket.

SnooSprouts2357 t1_j3on6w8 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:31 AM

Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

Nah, we both just need to apply as joke contractors, (application BZ26-9J) submit to a life scan, pay our hundred dollars, and wait a month. Then we will be cleared to share the joke with each other and any one else on our clearance level, as long as we fill out for NTK42-5.