Recent comments in /f/Jokes
lord_ne t1_j3zwbju wrote
Reply to comment by BathroomCareful23 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Yes, but the J is pronounced as a Y. "Notyeff"
frostyjhammer t1_j3zsgy2 wrote
Reply to comment by kk074 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
OMG 4D chess. 😮
frostyjhammer t1_j3zsc5u wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Thanks for the upgrade!
Gonna use this joke that way.
Serpardum t1_j3zrpxc wrote
Reply to comment by 24KTaterTots in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
They do. It's called an updoot.
could_use_a_snack t1_j3zlw4t wrote
Reply to comment by pokey1984 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
That's an explanation, not a story.
pokey1984 t1_j3zl1lv wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Muslim and Jewish faiths aren't far apart when you get into them. It's not uncommon for folks to transfer between the two. So a Jewish man dies and his Rabbi and his converted Muslim brother hitch a ride to the funeral with his estate lawyer.
could_use_a_snack t1_j3zjepv wrote
Reply to comment by pokey1984 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
So? How does this story go?
pokey1984 t1_j3zblko wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Realistically, if they were headed for a funeral this combo isn't unlikely.
giraffebaconequation t1_j3zamig wrote
Reply to comment by 24KTaterTots in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Reddit still does free awards. If you are on mobile, click your profile at the top right. Scroll down to Reddit coins and then open your free gift.
Edit: apparently they got rid of this feature very recently. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
guruji21 t1_j3z96o4 wrote
Reply to comment by coorgtealover in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Muslims have issues with pigs, not Hindus
guruji21 t1_j3z90q4 wrote
Reply to comment by AsbestosAirBreak in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
They do
BathroomCareful23 t1_j3z19qb wrote
Reply to comment by BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Not Jeff? Is that a Jewish name?
BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS t1_j3z0qcx wrote
Reply to comment by BathroomCareful23 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Yes. The pig is named Jeff. He is a pig. And my friend. My friend who owns Jeff is also named, although not Jeff.
kk074 t1_j3yw9ie wrote
Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
So now the rabbi and the Hindu cannot sleep in the house so they have to sleep in the barn and now the lawyer has TWO empty beds to sleep on in the house! Brilliant!
Litmus44 t1_j3yvbmr wrote
Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Why are lawyers hated all over the world? Rhetorical question. Is there any country where they are well regarded and respected.
BathroomCareful23 t1_j3ysxlb wrote
Reply to comment by BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
A Jewish family owns your friend Jeff?
AsbestosAirBreak t1_j3yr8zx wrote
Reply to comment by sagar-saiyan in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Genuine question- don’t Hindus have dogs or cats as pets?
DragonAtlas t1_j3ylyhs wrote
Reply to comment by Adanar01 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Her brother's a doctor
Adanar01 t1_j3yk142 wrote
Reply to comment by DragonAtlas in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
You mother fucker
DragonAtlas t1_j3yix7s wrote
Reply to comment by Adanar01 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
That's the one with the blood donations. It's a type O.
blue4029 t1_j3yidvp wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
i dont know but i speculate that the lawyer was driving a mercedes
sagar-saiyan t1_j3y8756 wrote
Reply to A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Hindus don't have anything do to do not sleeping in the same room with a cow or any animal for that matter as long as its not a carnivore.
Jaysper49 t1_j3y7svv wrote
Reply to comment by 24KTaterTots in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
so that’s where my free awards went!
BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS t1_j3y7h2j wrote
Reply to comment by trip12481 in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Because it’s a devout Jewish family that owns him.
lord_ne t1_j3zwf66 wrote
Reply to comment by sagar-saiyan in A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car that breaks down in the countryside one evening. by Kwen_Oellogg
Same with Jews, no prohibition on sleeping in a room with any kind of animal