It's r/jokes not r/telljokes

That just proves my point. We see 1 kf these, and they dissapear soon enough.

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Nr 1 That sub doesn't exist

Nr 2 Not like we see that everyday. Is it that big of a problem that we helped 1 person find a joke?

Alright...

So, in America a drill sargent waits for his new batch of recruits. The bus pulls up and they start piling out.

"Line up!" He shouts and they all get in order. Except one guy who stands up from his pack he's been sitting on over to one side.

The recruit gets up and walks over calmly to join the line.

The drill sargent is livid with this green skin and decides to put the fear of God into the man.

"Recruit! What is your name?"

"Me names Shaun mate." Replies the recruit with an aussie twang.

"Tell me Shaun, did you come here to die?"

"Nah mate," he responds, "I got 'ere yesterday."

Australian flies to America and immediately gets in a fight. Next day he’s laid up in the hospital, bruised and battered. Doctor comes in, looks at his chart.

Doc says “What, did you come here just to die?”

Aussie replies “Nah, mate, got here yesterday.”

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Indeed. I tell that one a lot. I’ve been saying “we added up” your hours but I’m gonna use “tallied” next time. Thus changing the joke from humor to humour.

Makes more sense since they talk your ear off!

The best lawyer joke is the "we tallied your billing hours" one (:

I don’t see it either, but assumed it was because I gave a gift this week.

I haven't used one in a week or two. I don't see it now.

Whenever you tap on the upvote arrow, you have to make a little “doot!” sound.

This is typically a different sound than you use for downvotes, which commonly sounds like “Errrrrr!”

Really?!? I just gave an award yesterday. I really hope they didn’t get rid of it permanently.

Nooooo

It's not there

Yo, what's updoot?

I think it was a joke meaning any animal that will eat you.

They are very expensive, you normally only go near them when you're in trouble, and let's face it, in every court case there's a loser who thinks it's unfair and it's easy to blame your or the other person's lawyer for it.

Nice. Thank you.

Loads of dudes get cleaned out after a divorce. Nothing will make you hate more than losing half your stuff.

A rabbi is ashamed of his lawyer, brother who does not practice his faith. All he does is work, and is obsessed with money. The rabbi decides that the best way to fix this is to bring him on a spiritual journey. Since the rabbi doesn't drive, he calls a taxi, and along come Piyush to pick them up. They drive for a few hours, finally leaving the city when the car breaks down...

No my friend, that's Islam and Judaism. But in the Hindu's case it wouldn't be an issue to sleep with a cow - they'd probably consider it a honour if they're devout

Yeah I was very confused

But how's that related to hindus-

The cow and pig hand in a lawsuit complaining about a violation of accommodation regulations, safety at the workplace and harassment by their supervisor.