That and there will always be someone who'll complain about it.

(Mostly the first one, if you do not believe me come to /r/CasualUK).

Always changing

Oman, you forgot about Ibadi....

That's balmy. But have you ever tried them embalmy?

Not much, what's up with you?

I can’t help you as I’m not a comedian.

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Well done. You must be so proud of yourself.

Anything can be a joke if u laugh dont worry

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It's also not r/complainaboutpostsonjokes, but here you are

This could be a new way to repost a joke without reposting it. Touche OP touche

Yes. In our country we use Nr.

On a side note and out if curiosity, interesting abbreviation for the word number. I usually see it as 'No.' Is that a thing in your country/ language?

An American lands in Melbourne, is crossing the street at the airport, looks left, and gets hit by a car coming at him from the right.

He wakes up in the hospital and begins to rant, "you stinking Australians! Driving on the wrong side of the street! Did I come to this country to die?"

Nurse: no, you came here yesterday.

I like this version better, because the guy's near death is associated with being in the country. In the other versions, there's no connection between the person coming to Australia and dying.

Some suggestions already. Also, a lad waking up grievously injured in hospital and asking "...did they bring me here to die?". "No mate, they brought you in yesterdie".

I heard it as follows:

An American pilot is flying over Australia when he is forced to make a crash landing. He comes to in an Australian hospital. Disoriented and badly hurt, he turns to the nurse in the room and weakly asks “did I come here to die?” The nurse cheerfully replies, “no, mate, you came here yesterday!”

You must be fun at parties

Do the accents. My version was a German and an Australian. ‘Flaming mongrel’

You do realize there is this hidden option in every device on reddit that allows you to, surprise surprise, not click on the post you don't want to?

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Dude, who cares, it's just one isolated request. If that starts to become a trend, the mods will most certainly forbid it. Until then, let the dude find his joke.

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Just a tip but did you try searching for the punchline?

Edit: wouldnt work in this case but for future reference