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sevakmaheshr t1_j4d844j wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
i don't get this: "god tastes like cardboard" !!??
Potential-Garage170 t1_j4d6dr5 wrote
Wet n Windy?
AccordionORama t1_j4d696y wrote
Hot, wet and unstable.
Nerves-of-Noodles t1_j4d4lbv wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
My favorite part is that satisfying “crunch” when you’re going at it!
tee142002 t1_j4d22pv wrote
Unpredictable?
Linux4in6 t1_j4d21my wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Wording is everything bro. "What does grandmas pussy taste like?" Depends
jdorn76 t1_j4d1vc7 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
I’m speechless 😶
Linux4in6 t1_j4d1qcr wrote
Dry and nasty?
NormalMammoth4099 t1_j4cznai wrote
Reply to comment by KronicDeath in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
And the women?
doyouevenforkliftbro t1_j4czjmi wrote
"She had a hip replacement. Gave her some real torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!"
NormalMammoth4099 t1_j4cz5sn wrote
Cold and salty?
ImStuffChungus t1_j4cy7qk wrote
72? I'm pretty sure that's lethal
wistfulmaiden t1_j4cy1zo wrote
Reply to comment by needsalaugh24 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
I mean, yeah. Just be careful not to break a hip
RaidenHUN t1_j4cxvx7 wrote
It's 4° and wet in Hungary. :(
needsalaugh24 t1_j4cuprh wrote
Reply to comment by wistfulmaiden in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
That doesnt have to be.. There are a couple great OTC products that can fix VVA.
KronicDeath t1_j4cr8i3 wrote
What's in-between a 72 year olds nipples? A bellybutton
wistfulmaiden t1_j4cpejf wrote
Reply to comment by Sonafab in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
There was a Jerry Spriner episode where this young trailer park hillbilly said he liked “older-like ladies” and his gf was about 75, no teeth, really wrinkled. Looked like someone put a stripper bin a Time Machine. Probably fake but I recall it years later.🤮
impendingfuckery t1_j4cp2id wrote
From the front?
Sonafab t1_j4coyu3 wrote
Reply to comment by wistfulmaiden in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Hahahahhaa ewww 😂😆
nickmaglowsch3 t1_j4co5q3 wrote
Now it makes sense why just the US not uses Celsius...
Kriandir t1_j4co2z8 wrote
What's up with all these derogatory jokes suddenly flushing reddit? They are not creative and mostly meh
TheRealPetross t1_j4cmshy wrote
me using Celsius... :I
and during winter
MorkSkogen666 t1_j4cmkca wrote
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
wistfulmaiden t1_j4ckj15 wrote
Reply to comment by Sonafab in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Age 72(old) and dried up vagina. Its meant to be funny
Eickheister t1_j4d8ord wrote
Reply to How many people with short-term memory loss does it take to... by CarlB1961
Who are this and if yes how many?