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bucc_n_zucc t1_j4dov19 wrote
Unpredictable, and makes the push bike i left in the garden rust?
Gussy_Baka t1_j4do0vy wrote
I like mine with a sharknado
infamousmmax t1_j4dn56c wrote
For me it’s more of… I like my women they way I hate the weather. 23 and wet
thebarberbenj t1_j4dlaul wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Chicken of the sea left out all day?
thebarberbenj t1_j4dl759 wrote
Reply to comment by Nerves-of-Noodles in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Absolutely! I turned to necrophilia when the simple act of fucking a Prada handbag dry was SO pedestrian
scartissueissue t1_j4dks8y wrote
Reply to comment by evileyeball in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
You're talking about Celsius right because 30 Fahrenheit is too cold!
durgadas t1_j4dkk2l wrote
OK, Charles Boyle.
Slothfully_So t1_j4djfoq wrote
insert negative-degree weather joke here
Bruhdale-dingle t1_j4dijpk wrote
laughs in °C
Vinny_d3L_Kneegr0 t1_j4dh6ey wrote
I’m into that.
unclejoel t1_j4dgd64 wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Meh
unclejoel t1_j4dgboa wrote
Reply to comment by Big-Structure-2543 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Depends is the brand name of a geriatric incontinence product
Big-Structure-2543 t1_j4dflo5 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
I don't get it
Humble-Lab9852 t1_j4df6b6 wrote
idk, 100 and humid is the best way to lose weight!
ixoniq t1_j4de3dk wrote
I'm glad we have Celsius over here.
Scuttleboi19mk2 t1_j4ddnn6 wrote
I like them existant
kingSolev t1_j4dc8za wrote
A mystery
milkriver70 t1_j4dawir wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Now that's funny!
[deleted] t1_j4davpt wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
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milkriver70 t1_j4danpw wrote
Reply to comment by sevakmaheshr in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
During a catholic mass, there is a ritual where all attendees take a sip of wine and eat a small, tasteless wafer, the wine is symbolic of the blood of Christ and the wafer is his flesh. The wafer is kinda cardboardy. Nothing weird here lol
[deleted] t1_j4dadyq wrote
Reply to comment by JohnLef in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
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JohnLef t1_j4da4am wrote
Reply to comment by sevakmaheshr in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
"Body of Christ", tasteless wafer.
dan_santhems t1_j4d9zms wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
That's exactly the same joke
DongLongus t1_j4d8ve8 wrote
Found the American
Smeagol3000 t1_j4dp906 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Ben Shapiro, is that you?