Recent comments in /f/Jokes
IceFire909 t1_j4ed2fc wrote
Reply to comment by Painting_Agency in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Nothing illegal about rocking grandma's pantaloons
IceFire909 t1_j4ecxyr wrote
See at least with Celcius you get 30 & hot
pat700 t1_j4e74es wrote
El nino or La nina?
leckie_glassworks t1_j4e6h1n wrote
Reply to comment by evileyeball in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
"You people" are talking about Fahrenheit, not Celsius. 35°c is 95°F. 20°C is like 68°F, which is almost impossible to differentiate from 72°.
leckie_glassworks t1_j4e63oe wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
r/woooosh
GrizzlyHerder t1_j4e5028 wrote
Reply to comment by TommyBoy825 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
a close relative of cannibalism ????
JohnLef t1_j4e38oe wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Praise sin, we have that thanks to God.
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9CF8 t1_j4e0w3w wrote
That’s 22C for anyone wondering
harabanaz t1_j4e0muz wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
My body is a temple. I put sacred things in it.
crunchybedsheets t1_j4dzjvf wrote
Reply to comment by Cyber-Heathe in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
“In the high teens and humid”
mammamia42069 t1_j4dyr5t wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Hindus dont worship cows as a god though whereas in transubstantiation we are to believe that wine and cardboard is literally jesus
DocHickory t1_j4dwycs wrote
I figured on frigid and unpredictable, but that's just me....
Scuttleboi19mk2 t1_j4dwrfi wrote
It’s just a burning memory
milkriver70 t1_j4dvxbe wrote
Reply to comment by Yuukiko_ in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Well, no. Nobody's actually eating anyone. It's just a tiny little cracker.
TommyBoy825 t1_j4dvqom wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
The wine and wafer are not symbols. They are the blood and body of Christ. It is the miracle of transubstantiation.
Yuukiko_ t1_j4dv4s9 wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
soooo ritual cannibalism?
kzwix t1_j4dtik6 wrote
This joke only works in Farenheit, really.
With Celsius, you might find them a bit too hot to your taste.
With Kelvin, you'll probably get any part you choose to use to touch ice-glued to the lady...
lysamysza t1_j4dtbvs wrote
I like my women like I like my weather.
1 and cold
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j4ds5h8 wrote
Reply to comment by Evil_Creamsicle in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Or more morbidly... "65 degrees"
Evil_Creamsicle t1_j4ds272 wrote
Different every day?
Shot-Spray5935 t1_j4dqkaj wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
What's worse our God's blood tastes like rancid wine.
KoopaTrooper5011 t1_j4dq5cc wrote
"Wiat, you like burning and melting in the oven?"
~ Every European, thinking 72°C
IceFire909 t1_j4ed8qk wrote
Reply to comment by wistfulmaiden in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
No teeth means a good ol gumjob