Recent comments in /f/Jokes
4dwarf t1_j4f6yg4 wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Tom Lehrer's Vatican Rag for you.
Various_Reality t1_j4f6uep wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Sorry to sound like a noob, but can anyone explain the joke, iam dumb.
HarEmiya t1_j4f6hco wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
By Catholic doctrine, it is not symbolism. The Eucharist offering literally becomes his body and blood through Transubstantiation.
So yes, cannibalism in their eyes.
shepinoisdaddy t1_j4f5spp wrote
Reply to comment by Painting_Agency in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Great movie. Great soundtrack.
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nothingexceptfor t1_j4f4y1g wrote
Reply to comment by agiletesticlese in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
r/yourjokebutworse
Tinnisher t1_j4f48gs wrote
Wet when I'm in and hot when I'm out?
Acceptable_Employ_95 t1_j4f3cgi wrote
Reply to comment by dan_santhems in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
unclejoel’s version is actually better because he specified age which is directly relevant to OP’s joke.
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Baym-n t1_j4ezfrk wrote
For the rest of the world, she’s 22
SwineFlu2020 t1_j4eywtt wrote
I like my women like I like my reaction control.
DieFlavourMouse t1_j4esvmq wrote
Reply to comment by foxtrotgd in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
It'd be a bit gamey after this much time.
agiletesticlese t1_j4es1h5 wrote
Below 60 degrees and dry?
liltimmyjr t1_j4eryst wrote
From the clouds
liltimmyjr t1_j4erv75 wrote
Juicy tits
GuairdeanBeatha t1_j4epc7v wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
“Jesus is made out of crackers?” - South Park (I can’t remember which character)
jrtts t1_j4eow8m wrote
always moist like the British weather
foxtrotgd t1_j4emd9t wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Jesus Christ: nails the competition!!
foxtrotgd t1_j4emavi wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Pussy's y'all too scared to actually eat Jesus, lmao.
Painting_Agency t1_j4eh5xs wrote
Reply to comment by IceFire909 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
> "I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - the fact of your firm, young... body... commingling with the... withered flesh... sagging breasts... and flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."
R_Harry_P t1_j4egkn4 wrote
Warm and sunny but reliably wet for one hour in the afternoon.
Mister_Man t1_j4eefyb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
If we don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing!
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j4eebe1 wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
These pretzels are makin me thirsty.
darrenwise883 t1_j4f6yh8 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Cold and dry I like challenges