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dumnaya t1_j4gi1dw wrote
Reply to comment by Inevitable-Match591 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I guess I fell into the trap.
Unsorted_pie t1_j4ghjlu wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
oh ma gawd
missyjade88 t1_j4ggcjh wrote
72 is the number of virgins and they’re not what you were expecting and dry just means there’s no alcohol in heaven
[deleted] t1_j4gg89w wrote
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Inevitable-Match591 t1_j4gg6fs wrote
Reply to comment by dumnaya in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Now you owe the bartender one
Juxtapoisson t1_j4gdtis wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I'm sure your teacher told you to track your units. I assume you failed.
SlowMaize5164 t1_j4gdqsj wrote
Soldier Boy confirms
Safe_Measurement_312 t1_j4gc1rq wrote
Frozen
Significant-Neck9605 t1_j4gbfah wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Like the Great Depression
dumnaya t1_j4gamvl wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Imaginary root beer becomes real when poured in a square glass
johnny_cash_money t1_j4gamto wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Are you a Sith? Because this joke deals in absolutes.
ohevilitub t1_j4gacfh wrote
Reply to comment by DeltaWorksNL in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
"That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle."
Fred011235 t1_j4g9xjn wrote
HOT
Waitsfornoone t1_j4g9vsk wrote
Reply to comment by AdditionalCheetah354 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You might want to pack a lunch.
Yoshigahn t1_j4g7yh6 wrote
Reply to comment by bodie425 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Yes
Weltkaiser t1_j4g6j0h wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
But it's no solution.
rhymes_with_chicken t1_j4g6hkr wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
But it’s lost its bubbles…seems kinda flat
[deleted] t1_j4g5o8b wrote
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TAway69420666 t1_j4g56r8 wrote
Reply to comment by AdditionalCheetah354 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Beer beer the magical fruit the more you drink the more you toot
Clue_Loose t1_j4g43f0 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I poured root beer on my foot now I’m a tree
bodie425 t1_j4g3371 wrote
Reply to comment by Yoshigahn in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Fahrenheit, centigrade, or kelvin?
AdditionalCheetah354 t1_j4g32q7 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Waiting for better jokes in the comments….
naraic- t1_j4g2svm wrote
Reply to comment by Shot-Spray5935 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Depends on the church.
I became a wine lover based on mass wine served at mass in school.
JOE-9000 t1_j4g1fgb wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Dad joke, for 5th graders or so.
lol7r t1_j4gj1fn wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Just spelling mistake