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brackenish1 t1_j4hcsc4 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Without a third dimension to hold the contents you don't have a beer You have a mess to clean up
Disastrous_Call1705 t1_j4hcjml wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
How was she with pork?
EvilKitten_ t1_j4h9l0u wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
This is possible that you actually owe beer instead of owning it
Logical_Win3216 t1_j4h9794 wrote
I like women like i like my coffee. Without other people dick inside.
EbbEgg t1_j4h1sxv wrote
Reply to comment by WellEmpty in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Power-ful
LordHelixArisen t1_j4h1k28 wrote
Reply to comment by Inevitable-Match591 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You owe him -1 actually. He owes you a beer
JustOneThingThough t1_j4h0q2q wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I drank the tree beer, now I'm a foot taller.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4h07iv wrote
Reply to comment by Juxtapoisson in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Root beer is a type of drink. The unit for food and drink is "meal" therefore beer is a square meal.
SoupeGoate22 t1_j4guvdc wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Aren't you supposed to eat bread and wine? What sorta stale crap you been getting?
Abides1948 t1_j4gsp8k wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Just because it tastes like cardboard doesnt make it any less cannibalism
bencyn1 t1_j4gp8dx wrote
Unpredictable.....
domerdog t1_j4gp3xu wrote
😬😬
Grand_Alternative395 t1_j4gokb1 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Best joke I ever heard
Waitsfornoone t1_j4gnq1a wrote
Reply to comment by Fetlocks_Glistening in There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
I do not like this here or there.
I do not like this anywhere.
chikinn t1_j4gnpnu wrote
Reply to comment by jdorn76 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
I would be too
NDodma01 t1_j4gnb57 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You have a square root …
appleslicesliceslice t1_j4gnafm wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You have to be some kind of mathmagician
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j4gmaqu wrote
Reply to comment by stingilysettle in There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
I do not like this in a house
I do not like this with a mouse
MorbidSpawn666 t1_j4glyve wrote
I prefer Celsius
powabiatch t1_j4glkk2 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
And glass
yossarian665 t1_j4gliph wrote
Reply to There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
You went through some fuckin effort for this.
I gotta respect that.
stingilysettle t1_j4gknq9 wrote
Reply to There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
I do not like this
jfootball7 t1_j4gjxcv wrote
Reply to There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
oh sweet jesus.i was completely invested in this.Did not even have a clue until the last line.
Death_Balloons t1_j4gjf4i wrote
With me feeling under them?
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hevte wrote
Reply to comment by brackenish1 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Many people would interpret "square glass" as "glass with a square cross-section". They're the kind that are guaranteed not to leave rings on tables.
Now how about the skeleton who walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop?