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maynardstaint t1_j4i5r0g wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
So glad he didn’t go off on a tangent.
VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4i51ok wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
It gets bigger!
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4i4vmg wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceOfSoftware in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Ja, but vat happens if you pour it into a Gross bottle?
Devils_Guacamole_13 t1_j4i2qlg wrote
Reply to There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
mwah mwah mwah..
PandaBonium t1_j4i2ofg wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I poured root beer on my dick and lost my virginity.
AtomicShoelace t1_j4hziaw wrote
Reply to comment by IndyAndyJones7 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
r/woosh
IndyAndyJones7 t1_j4hz4xw wrote
Reply to comment by AtomicShoelace in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I'm going to assume everything you say is wrong until you learn to spell.
AtomicShoelace t1_j4hy9ss wrote
Reply to comment by TitaniuIVI in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Ackchyually alcohol alone is not a solution. It can be a solvent or a solute, but the presence of another molecule is required to form a solution.
Void_vix t1_j4hvthd wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Keep that devil magic away from me!
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hv5qv wrote
Reply to comment by Void_vix in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
And that would be -beer.
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4hv0c1 wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceOfSoftware in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
The outside of the bottle gets wet.
VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4hthwn wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
What happens if you pour it into a Klein bottle?
Void_vix t1_j4hsdwz wrote
Reply to comment by dumnaya in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Wouldn’t it be [(beer)^1/2 * i]^2
HarEmiya t1_j4hr8zp wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Sorry not just doctrine, it is catholic dogma. Established as doctrine by the Fourth Council of the Lateran in 1215, and in 1551 the Council of Trent declared it dogma. It is essential to the faith, but you don't have to be a catholic.
[deleted] t1_j4hr2ka wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
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KarmicComic12334 OP t1_j4hq1eq wrote
Reply to comment by SuitableLow4128 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
No it is wine. It may be new wine or watered wine but separating the alcohol from the grape squeezings is heresy to the catholics.
Warboss_Squee t1_j4hnqdb wrote
Reply to comment by TitaniuIVI in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
The best solution.
Eccentrically_loaded t1_j4hng63 wrote
Reply to comment by TAway69420666 in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
True story. In college I had a chance to go to Colorado. On the way back to school we stopped at the Coors brewery and had some samples.
I almost immediately started pumping out the most foul farts of my now 59 years.
I. Could. Not. Stop.
We could not stop.
That was one hell of a long ride back to Oklahoma.
Still sorry guys, wherever you are.
Veracitist t1_j4hmmp9 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Glad you eventually picked a glass. You seemed INDICIsive.
SuitableLow4128 t1_j4hkar7 wrote
Reply to I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
It's grape juice not wine anymore.
milkriver70 t1_j4hhuvc wrote
Reply to comment by TommyBoy825 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
Nonsense.
milkriver70 t1_j4hh1ju wrote
Reply to comment by 4dwarf in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
That was awesome :) cheers. I love Tom Lehrer too.
milkriver70 t1_j4hg7v1 wrote
Reply to comment by HarEmiya in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
By catholic doctrine? Well, by my doctrine, it's utter bollocks. You're saying that wafers magically turn into holy human meat once eaten. Yeah, nah.
TitaniuIVI t1_j4hfblo wrote
Reply to comment by Weltkaiser in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Alcohol is a solution
milkriver70 t1_j4i5tc5 wrote
Reply to comment by HarEmiya in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
I'm not sure why you're telling me any of this? I'm not in the slightest bit interested.