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HavokD t1_j4l7gho wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
PS: I wanted to send you a couple of twenties along with this letter but I had already sealed the envelope. Love, Ma.
Tcloud t1_j4l19xy wrote
Reply to comment by EbbEgg in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
If I said the beer was negative, would that make it more complex?
Gil-Gandel OP t1_j4kaf2n wrote
Reply to comment by VoiceOfSoftware in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
The side that gets wet, duh.
Unspeakable_Elvis t1_j4k8sqv wrote
Reply to comment by TitaniuIVI in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
And a problem.
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HarEmiya t1_j4k1amo wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
I'm just explaining that, to catholics, yes it is cannibalism.
mc501 t1_j4joytj wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
This is my second time ever being buzzed on edibles.
I give this joke Gold! for making me giggle and call my daughter!! I’m a 56 hear old grown ass man. LOL
PantherBrewery t1_j4jb958 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
I love this.
Unless it is from a Klein bottle.
TigLyon t1_j4j6apw wrote
Reply to comment by dungsucker in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Got you, fam
GKarl t1_j4j22kh wrote
100 and blistering hot
Soviet-josh t1_j4j20mi wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Someone made my best friend cry ⬆️
GlowstoneLove t1_j4iwlo0 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in There once was a woman named "Ninety"... by blue4029
I ate a vurp
Trippy4Mollz t1_j4iw10r wrote
Reply to comment by KronicDeath in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
“To the knees!!!” 😂😂😂
dungsucker t1_j4ithjy wrote
Reply to comment by el_ojo_rojo in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Truly golden joke, sorry I have no awards
Muu79 t1_j4ipqb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You mean the side gets wet
Dangerous_Sun_2348 t1_j4ii1aq wrote
Reply to comment by AtomicShoelace in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
🤣
el_ojo_rojo t1_j4ih7jv wrote
Reply to comment by Warboss_Squee in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
It dissolved my marriage!
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Reply to comment by AtomicShoelace in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
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jonitfcfan t1_j4ifwko wrote
Reply to comment by Clue_Loose in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Alternate origin story of Groot?
GleemonexForPets t1_j4ifk3k wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Don't believe this is a Steven Wright joke but the voice in my head was definitely his.
Raraniel t1_j4iao09 wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
You can actually make vodka if you dip the square glass into the root beer. That's how they make Absolut
dannyjdruce t1_j4ia24e wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
pour two root beers in that glass and who knows what will happen
gsfgf t1_j4i86xd wrote
Reply to I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Jesus approves
VoiceOfSoftware t1_j4i660b wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Which part is the outside?
Dimas_Lusiano t1_j4lcu27 wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
What ? Why i'm understand all Ma said?
Im I special too and gifted like Ma and Pa ?