Cucumber slicer worked better when the joke first appeared in 1890.

It's a variation of an older joke. The implication is that "tomato slicer" is a job position.

The tomato slicer is a person?

I don’t get it

If her son is an aunt or uncle 🤔

I heard a variation of it:

Guy at a distillery fell in one of the vats and drowned. At the funeral, the widow kept wailing, “My poor husband, he never had a chance.”

Finally the foreman said, “Never had a chance? C’mon, lady. He got out three times to take a leak.”

I like the one about the Uncle and the whiskey vat. You could end that one differently...

We tried to cremate him, and the funeral home exploded.

ROFLMAO

Ah yes! Thank you

Turlit.

Every paragraph is an individual joke. Taking off the buttons but putting them in the pockets doesn’t change anything, the washing machine was a toilet, etc.

How would she have written that part of the letter if the envelope were already sealed?

I don't get it

This one is great.

I don‘t get it, can someone please explain? What’s the joke?

I think the last time i saw this, it was mimeographed.

I am tearing up.

Not funny my dad became an alcoholic this way

Really shoehorned in the Arkansas part.

I love seeing these old story-type jokes coming back. I remember this one from junior high, 40, 45 years ago.

Toilet

i don't get the washing machine part

"Dear Ma,

If you are reading this, I might be dead. I just want to tell you that I love you, Pa and Sis so much. I am fighting for my life with all I got. I decided to drive to your new home to meet the new baby, because I too want to know if I'm an uncle or an aunt. But I've been delayed because I locked the car with the keys inside. I called the locksmith and the insurance guy, but both got really mad and stormed off just as they arrived. I haven't eaten in days, my last meal was a pack of biscuits I found in the glove compartment

Love,

Sonny"

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Reading this made my brain feel scrambled.