Yeah man, my bass player locked his keys in his car and it took an hour to get unlocked so drummer could get out.

Yes, but she's at least the very least retired by now

I always knew it as the pickle slicer joke.

Your aunt and uncle died of exposure when they took the convertible to the drive up movie to see "closed for the season"

Sometimes there's shirts on the inside of the torlet.

What’s with these style of jokes? First banned from the grocery store and now this one.

Was his sister named Daughterry

Adorable.

Could be that "the tomato slicer" is a machine that was "fired" (switched ON) on the spot?

The restaurant worker, and the person who sliced tomatoes, who is also presumably a restaurant worker.

The choice of jobs here leaves much to be desired. It's like having an AI who actually understands the setup and the punchline rewrite the joke, and it does it in the worst way possible.

Ma?

A few of us have heard this joke before, there's different variants but the punchline is usually a bit more clear that "thing you thought was a machine" is actually a woman.

Ha! Took me a sec.

Oh god now I can’t get that image out of my head

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Ooh thank you

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Most realistic Arkansas residents

Dish washer might work better.

There is no one job of doing nothing but slicing tomatoes.

Yeah. The phrasing doesn't work as well as the original joke.

>Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

>"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

>"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

>"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

>"Yes, I did."

> "My God, Bill, what happened?"

> "I got fired."

>"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

>"Oh...she got fired too."

It’s funny that people don’t get it

Is a stereotypical joke written twice? Is a stereotypical joke written twice?

Normally on here as the pickle slicer.

Without this nobody would understand. I Handnt a clue

the penis and the tomato slicer were fired?