Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Disorderly_Chaos t1_j4p7nq0 wrote
Reply to comment by CreativestName69420 in Dear Son by harrygatto
No, she was named by her mom’s sister. Her name is Deneice. His name is DeNephew.
CooperDaChance t1_j4p540q wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
I don’t get the whiskey vat one. Is it just because he was stuck in alcohol so he’d burn longer due to alcohol being flammable?
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Heisenberg_2008 t1_j4p2b78 wrote
Reply to comment by HillaryRClinton in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Woman moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Shreemaan420 t1_j4oz7w2 wrote
Reply to comment by Dinosalsa in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
What's that got to do with anything? /Jk
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NotStaggy t1_j4oylrm wrote
Reply to comment by Worthless_Clockwork in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
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Worthless_Clockwork t1_j4oy5zu wrote
Reply to comment by NotStaggy in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
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cantseeshittles t1_j4oqrcl wrote
I masturbated in front of the dishwasher
She seemed to like it but the boss didn't find it acceptable
RafaelArgus t1_j4oldhq wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
First heard this one when my Dublin cousins sent me this under the heading “Letter from a Kerryman’s mother”
PreparationSeveral20 t1_j4okwam wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Dear Son by harrygatto
...THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
MaleficentBaseball6 t1_j4ohvem wrote
Reply to comment by NotStaggy in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Then I guess myself and several others are nobody, cause that was easy.
gm7410 t1_j4og769 wrote
Reply to comment by DeplorableKurt in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
While the older joke may be the correct answer, fired in a restaurant also means in the process of cooking “fire hamburger for table twenty” The dick got cooked
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APariahsPariah t1_j4ofea8 wrote
Reply to comment by TomMixsSuitcase in Dear Son by harrygatto
First time I read this, it was in a book my father got as a kid.
They also left out the bit about 'Tuesday being so windy one of the chickens laid the same egg four times.'
og-lollercopter t1_j4oathc wrote
In the coffee maker. He and the barista were both fired and are now banned from all Starbucks locations.
Username_Chks_Outt t1_j4o9f3p wrote
Reply to comment by clemclem3 in Dear Son by harrygatto
My uncle died of asbestosis. Took three days to cremate him.
justagal_008 t1_j4o7xxb wrote
Reply to comment by ringobob in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Hurr hurr hurr never gets old
mbergman42 t1_j4o1ee4 wrote
Reply to comment by Dinosalsa in Dear Son by harrygatto
Geez, sounded all West Virginia until you got to the biscuits part.
Worried_Click_4559 t1_j4o0x5i wrote
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It always is
Needorgreedy t1_j4o0t15 wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
Damn she a little stupid but she got heart.
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j4o0ejb wrote
McDonald's uses the Tomato Witch, ten or so slices for your trouble.
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moonpie269 t1_j4pav0z wrote
Reply to comment by CooperDaChance in Dear Son by harrygatto
probably consumed a lot of the alcohol too