Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Jhymm t1_j4q3y3u wrote
I gotta confess. I thought the tomato slicer was a machine, shaped like a tomato, that cut fruit. And the guy, and his now severed tomato shaped penis were fired. As if the penis had a job. 10/10
sugarpooo t1_j4q1mcu wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
I almost peed my pants laughing hard at this one! I just moved to the south & it hits close to my area!! LMAO
Modified_Human t1_j4q1czr wrote
Reply to comment by Heisenberg_2008 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
what
WeddyWeddi t1_j4q0wti wrote
Reply to Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
...should have told the part where they started making out
Level_Concern5049 t1_j4pzdit wrote
Oh god no........
DiamondBurInTheRough t1_j4py6bt wrote
Reply to comment by TonyJosephSr in Dear Son by harrygatto
It’s not really hard to understand the jokes, tbh. I was helping someone out but I think the majority of people reading this picked up on what was happening.
Significant_Ad_6825 t1_j4pxqp7 wrote
Reply to comment by pladin517 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
The cucumber slicer found she likes cucumbers better
refreshing_username t1_j4puhdy wrote
Reply to Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
I feel ham bushed by this pun
SnappyCapricorn t1_j4psydg wrote
I thought this was a Darwin Award for a moment lol
stormtrooperbob321 t1_j4psd1o wrote
"A deli worker was fired when he got caught with his penis in the bacon slicer"
"Oh my god, what happened?"
"She got fired too"
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Tidesticky t1_j4plm3u wrote
Reply to comment by cantseeshittles in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
And left a sticky film on the dishes.
Tidesticky t1_j4pljaa wrote
Reply to comment by MaleficentBaseball6 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Lucky there are a few of us geniuses left, eh?
Sirius1701 t1_j4pjn4u wrote
Reply to comment by murphanduncas in Dear Son by harrygatto
Last time I looked there was a whole bunch of ice in my torlet.
meskigski t1_j4pjj4q wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the grandma one
ForHerPleasure420 t1_j4pibf0 wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
Lol
ramboton t1_j4pcicx wrote
I heard it was a lettuce slicer, but there was not a shred of evidence......
Specific_Tap7296 t1_j4pbvaa wrote
Having sex at work posts are so common this week
TonyJosephSr t1_j4pbf3y wrote
Reply to comment by moonpie269 in Dear Son by harrygatto
Probably why he burned so long...
TonyJosephSr t1_j4pb7mx wrote
Reply to comment by DiamondBurInTheRough in Dear Son by harrygatto
It loses a little when you gotta explain the punchlines...
Eickheister t1_j4pb2t1 wrote
Reply to Dear Son by harrygatto
Read this back in Alexandria. Man, i miss that hot librarian...
TonyJosephSr t1_j4paxxd wrote
Reply to comment by National-Currency-75 in Dear Son by harrygatto
I knew a blonde that locked her keys in the car, and it started to rain... She couldn't get in to put the top up
WanoWolf t1_j4q64q4 wrote
Reply to comment by DiamondBurInTheRough in Dear Son by harrygatto
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