Recent comments in /f/Jokes
unclejoel t1_j4sdsb5 wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Hey bruh. Beautiful play with the ageism. Let you freak flag fly atop this hill. And I don’t see where you ever corrected me.
Blessings on your journey, little man
Linux4in6 t1_j4scalf wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
No bro. You just can't handle someone correcting you that's younger. Typical issue with people your age.
unclejoel t1_j4sa7fi wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Oh, little homie. You were the one that came trolling after me 4 days later. What y’all call it “living rent free” ? Hahahahahahahahahaha
I’ll just write this one down as a win for you. You can put it next to your t-ball trophy. ⭐️
Linux4in6 t1_j4s8ya4 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
It's always awkward butthurtism with you guys. It's not my fault your generation acts weird af around women.
unclejoel t1_j4s8sh2 wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
It always projection with you guys. 😂 🙀😾😹✌️🤟
Linux4in6 t1_j4s8dyy wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Yeah. You have grandpa jokes. And you're trying to troll on Reddit. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 At least my girlfriend's pussy still smells like pee.
Linux4in6 t1_j4s89m3 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Yeah. You have grandpa jokes. And you're trying to troll on Reddit. 🤣🤣😭😭😭 At least my girlfriend's pussy still smells like pee.
unclejoel t1_j4s7it8 wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Go down on me and find out
Linux4in6 t1_j4s7ddm wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
What are you. Like 80.
unclejoel t1_j4s73z4 wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
I think I hear your mommy calling. Run along
Linux4in6 t1_j4s6vhx wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Typical crybaby response.
unclejoel t1_j4s6q12 wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Meh. When I first heard it ~25 years ago, it was “what’s it taste like to go down on a 70 year old” Feel free to die on whatever hill you choose.
There are only two types of people in the world; those who can extrapolate from insufficient information
Linux4in6 t1_j4s2bjg wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
No. Wording is everything. That's how you kill an antique of a joke
1963Jan t1_j4s11qa wrote
Reply to comment by stormtrooperbob321 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
I heard that he accidentally sat on the bacon slicer and got behind in his work.
Chicken_Mannakin t1_j4rxako wrote
This is Ron White's joke!
trivia_guy t1_j4rsj12 wrote
Reply to comment by 12angelo12 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Given what sub we’re in surely I can safely assume you’re not serious…
trivia_guy t1_j4rsez3 wrote
Reply to comment by pladin517 in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Yeah I should know better.
Ewetootwo t1_j4ro8v1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
I think Kevin Bacon and Jon Hamm starred in the remake of it. Heard they liked to meat on set.
Ewetootwo t1_j4rnkaz wrote
Reply to Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
They used rifles made from pig iron. Don’t like my reply? Sioux me.
Mercinator-87 t1_j4rbmen wrote
Pickle slicer
pladin517 t1_j4r4xux wrote
Reply to comment by Dinosalsa in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Nah, she was fired and couldn't find work anywhere as a cucumber slicer because people told this joke for the next 130 years.
[deleted] t1_j4r4u8n wrote
Reply to comment by WeddyWeddi in Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
Bare back mountains?
pladin517 t1_j4r4fnp wrote
Reply to comment by trivia_guy in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
joking? like they do on r/jokes?
crashymccrashins t1_j4r33ax wrote
Reply to Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
That is only half of the joke. The cowboys supposed to pass an immigrant that warned them not to go over the hill because of the bacon tree. They went over the hill and got shot up. One cowboy made it back in bad shape and said that was a ambush. The old immigrant said ham bush , bacon tree same thing.
Linux4in6 t1_j4se6q8 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
What's that. Another butthurt comment?