Recent comments in /f/Jokes
rweb82 t1_j4vmsyd wrote
Reply to comment by whathadhappenwas13 in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Then Tungsten marched in and swept Oxygen right off her feet.
Tungsten for the W.
AdReady1809 t1_j4viwpx wrote
Boron and oxygen on a double date... BOOB
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j4vh995 wrote
Reply to comment by DodgerWalker in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct
roostertree OP t1_j4vgjnd wrote
Reply to comment by Hattix in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
When hooking up with Potassium, Oxygen was down to Kiss 2 Orifices.
roostertree OP t1_j4vg3d8 wrote
Reply to comment by DodgerWalker in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
My a-MgO is metal af
Hattix t1_j4vfxb0 wrote
But oxygen had a lot of fun as it was K2O
SoupeGoate22 t1_j4vfaxs wrote
The real knockout part of this is learning that it's actually KO.
frankjose2525 t1_j4vcrv0 wrote
Oxygen then turned around to see Potassium hand a KO to Magnesium
DodgerWalker t1_j4vcqu9 wrote
I understand the joke, but the chemist in me is like “that should be K2O and MgO” which or course wouldn’t work. When a metal and a non-metal become bonded, the metal gets named first.
jaegarbong t1_j4v5hmz wrote
... meanwhile Helium and Argon asked Neon, "do you HeAr anything?
Neon, be like...NyEt at all.
hrombouts t1_j4v4jlg wrote
SCIENCE!!!
steng30 t1_j4v411i wrote
Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon and Potassium went on a trip..
When they got lost everyone yelled FUCK!
whathadhappenwas13 t1_j4v3lym wrote
Oxygen tried hitting on sodium but they said Na.
JamesyWamesy1 t1_j4uuq4f wrote
Reply to Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
A third cowboy watched from a distance until the Indians left then approached the meaty plant hungrily. He suddenly got stabbed multiple times. Turns out, it was actually a pork-u-pine
Weltkaiser t1_j4uqt4c wrote
Reply to comment by TitaniuIVI in I poured root beer in a square glass. by Gil-Gandel
Alcohol yes, but not beer! It's a colloidal stable.
SpareMind t1_j4ufb9g wrote
Reply to comment by milkriver70 in I dated a hindu girl who would eat chicken or goat but not beef. She said it was a sacred animal. by KarmicComic12334
I thought cannibalism is banned??
[deleted] t1_j4tmi31 wrote
Reply to comment by crasyleg73 in What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken? by nonoff-brand
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crasyleg73 t1_j4thro4 wrote
Reply to comment by nonoff-brand in What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken? by nonoff-brand
Ok, That's 50% fair.I went on a rant With a negative slant To blow off hot air.
For your virtue-esque words, I take half of it back. The joke 'bout the price Is actually nice And I'll give you that slack.
But it being 'bout sex, I will still speak my mind. It's not cool for you, But id rather speak true Then pretend to be kind.
That part is so easy; A high schooler trick. Thats's the card that they play, With the jokes that they say So they'll socially click.
Now I know this is stupidly Prideful and haughty. But I put you to shame, So you step up your game, 'stead of just sounding naughty.
cordmahl t1_j4tg01v wrote
Reply to What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken? by nonoff-brand
I still laughed
nonoff-brand OP t1_j4tbzmm wrote
Reply to comment by crasyleg73 in What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken? by nonoff-brand
No reason to be a hater on the internet, friend. A little bit of positivity goes a long way. If it’s not your sense of humor that’s fine but you can’t deny it’s clever
crasyleg73 t1_j4tb3q0 wrote
Reply to What’s the difference between having sex with a KFC chicken pot pie vs a McChicken? by nonoff-brand
From one to 5 stars, I'll give you... none. This joke is just bad, Not to mention, been done.
I don't know quite know If this is so wise But I'll give you this poem As participation prize.
TenRingRedux OP t1_j4seunb wrote
Reply to comment by Chicken_Mannakin in A restaurant worker was caught with his penis in the tomato slicer. by TenRingRedux
Yes, I lent it to him.
Linux4in6 t1_j4selb0 wrote
Reply to comment by unclejoel in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Its just a thing I know about people your age they have to have the last statement said or it drives them crazy.
unclejoel t1_j4seg3x wrote
Reply to comment by Linux4in6 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Dear lord. Would you like to go out for coffee, or FaceTime or something? I have other things to do, but you are obviously hungry for my attention. How can I help?
[deleted] t1_j4vvlnn wrote
Reply to comment by Irate_Alligate1 in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
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