I tried coming up with a funny chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon

I didn't realize KO2 was possible

That's an orgy right there.

Oxygen asked magnesium out? OMg!!

I'm pretty sure my chemistry professor used this exact joke when explaining how to order things in ionic compounds. So I guess the joke works when you're explaining how not to do it.

Btw, shrodinger came up with this theory when he was just about to have sex .. he asked the lady how wet was she for which she replied "find out yourself" ... He then thought ... The Pussy(cat) on the inside can be either wet or dry as dead... I wont know till i find out ... But when I'm not inside what if it is both wet/alive and dry as dead

"Both, then," said I as the box opened.

*sigh of delight followed by sigh of self-aware sadness*

>What is the elemental composition of dogs?
>
>Calcium, nitrogen, iodine and neon

What's the composition of an unhinged ex?

Krypton, radium, nitrogen, iodine and neon

Yeah I was kind of stuck on that too. Took me right out of the joke too bad.

I'm glad that's a subreddit I fell for and not the smartie-smart version of bless your heart

Depends on if you're observing them or not -Erwin S

But are they the hot comfy kind or the dummies kind? PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE BOTH

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What is the elemental composition of dogs?

Calcium, nitrogen, iodine and neon.

Cats?

Iron, lithium and neon.

Bears?

Bromine, uranium and indium. Exchanging indium with iodine and nitrogen will produce the desired product too.

People?

Hydrogen, oxygen and molybdenum.

OK (or better, KO) could be an "average" formula for a 50/50 mix of K2O and KO2.

It wouldn't be the first time such a formula was used.

That said, I don't know enough to be sure that such a mix could exist. I'd guess not, and any attempt would maybe release a lot of oxygen if not explode.

Getting it wet definitely wouldn't be a good idea though.

r/jokesforeducatedpeople

Even better, i was being pedantic with the R. Just COOK is great

r/technicallythetruth

Try adding sulfur ion You get BOOBS

I see a peroxy linkage here

Or rather more electronegative element is written last although there are some exceptions like NH3..

Who makes meals with carboxylate Potassium salt? RCOOK!

You can still have OK in a chemistry context though. In a carboxylate Potassium salt the end of the chain will be RCOOK

WOOO!

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