I can't stop giggling like a school girl over this shit. 😂😂😂

Care if I join?

If three people involved is a threesome then I'm handsome.

Yesssss baby!

Five more times than I have

Both times you were alone.

In a way it did. Old man fairly quickly so that adds to him playing the course many times since he was a young golfer.

In that case I'm asexual

It’s not sex on a bicycle?lol

There are only two sexes:the one I had with your mom and the one I had with your dad

Warm and wet 😈😆

I once asked my wife why doesn't she scream my name when she climaxes like I do with her. She told me she doesn't want to bother me when I am at work and might be a bit weird if she is with someone who doesn't share my name.

My wife and I have sex almost every day, almost on Monday almost on Tuesday...

They usually prefer tricerabottoms.

Thought it would involve a triceratops

Not sure if I oughtta be relieved or dissapointed

I once knew a guy who was so dumb. He thought Bisexual meant you went out and paid for it.

I’m trisexual.

I keep on trying to have sex but they always say no.

I'm not bisexual. I've only had sex once

im pansexual, i had sex with a pan

My wife and I have hallway sex. We pass in the hallways and yell fuck off at each other.

Not sure if that’s better or worse than being bye sexual.

You can't knock someone out in the second round?

Im not sure if that’s better or worse than the usual “I buy sex” punchline..

Oki, thx but how is bruin connected to bears? I am unfamiliar with this phrase

Ah yes, Ionic bonding