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andywalker76 t1_j51aasr wrote
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I'm trisexual.........
I'll try to fuck anything........
2723brad2723 t1_j518jgu wrote
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I'm buysexual. I can only get laid if I pay for it.
Agent101g t1_j515xbp wrote
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I’ve learned from this sub that 95% of classic jokes are based on targeting persecuted minorities. I still laugh at jokes but it is depressing I’m “not gonna lie”.
Unlikely_Afternoon11 t1_j515svu wrote
ThebirdGretel OP t1_j512mgf wrote
Reply to comment by Fearless_Aioli_751 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
It was free, your mom was fine with it
DirtyOldGuy43 t1_j512k5l wrote
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>I’m trisexual.
>
>I keep on trying to have sex but they always say no.
I'm also trisexual.
I'll try anything once
GabbyFan456 t1_j5110xe wrote
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Fk u
Fearless_Aioli_751 t1_j510l9c wrote
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How much did it cost?
splendidpassion t1_j50y039 wrote
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I'm bikesexual. I only have sex on bikes.
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Grope_The_Pope t1_j50vo1v wrote
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Im bisexual.
If they're buying im sexual.
ThePangolinofDread t1_j50ujq3 wrote
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I'm bisexual now, I can't get it for free anymore so I have to
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Proper_Artichoke7865 t1_j50tz43 wrote
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With your hand?
Yes, sir, with my hand
tigerstef t1_j50t53c wrote
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Left and right hand?
Delicious_Lab_5737 t1_j50t4ll wrote
Reply to comment by AdReady1809 in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Some Fluorine and uranium - FUr BOOBS
Unfinishe_Masterpiec t1_j50rvfo wrote
Reply to comment by timbus1234 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I no longer have desire for pans. I let things get too heated and got burned.
Upst8r t1_j50ofv9 wrote
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I had a sex change.
I use my left hand.
Nuclear-Redneck t1_j50mfrm wrote
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I had oral sex with a girl this morning. She yelled "fuck you!" and I yelled "fuck you too!"
fredg78731 t1_j50lbof wrote
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Bisexuals double their chances for a date.
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No_Competition7327 t1_j50jde8 wrote
Kookiano t1_j50fl00 wrote
Reply to comment by Liedetector30000 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
He said PANsexual, not TOOLsexual.
wigzell78 t1_j50dh7b wrote
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My sex-life is best described as tri-weekly.
Damn auto-correct. I meant try weakly
Mr-mgoo t1_j51cacp wrote
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I'm bisexual, if I can't get sex I buy it.