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SnooRevelations4037 t1_j520mkf wrote
Reply to comment by hairybogwoppit in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Let her know ya mean business, tell her you're gonna take her back home and give her 9 inches...
Ya know; 3 inches 3 times...
upmxna t1_j520lkk wrote
Reply to comment by willbeonekenobi in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Nice!
upmxna t1_j520iej wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
This is better, much better😀
upmxna t1_j520ga7 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Meh
whatever-the-logo-is t1_j520e23 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Orchid5378 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Well then you just didn't pay enough, or you shopped where your currency wasn't valid.
No-Orchid5378 t1_j51yz1p wrote
Reply to comment by Babyhal1956 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Not true, some of us can’t get any
Emmerilla t1_j51yof7 wrote
Reply to comment by Vast-Bus-8648 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I feel like that's not too far off from our initial defintion. If you only had sex once, then the own hand has to suffice
Vast-Bus-8648 t1_j51uo03 wrote
Reply to comment by reikutohno in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Most underrated comment in this joke thread.
Vast-Bus-8648 t1_j51ujfr wrote
Reply to comment by scuac in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Well, manosexual would be someone who gives themselves handjobs a lot.
scuac t1_j51soek wrote
Reply to comment by Emmerilla in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Doesn’t translate well to Spanish
GeniusMike t1_j51sbg1 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
That’s probably twice more than most Redditors
Independent-Gold7898 t1_j51r8d8 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I thought that meant you buy it every chance you get
ernSOFTLtd t1_j51qkib wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I am bicycle. I cycled twice.
Poncherelly t1_j51qk2s wrote
Reply to comment by ephmal in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
"My wife and I fuck in the hallway daily" ... continue your joke.
Illustrious_Finger24 t1_j51jv55 wrote
Funny!!
hairybogwoppit t1_j51jblg wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I'm pi sexual...I last 3.14 seconds
Adorable_Lawyer_5585 t1_j51iu82 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
You buy sex 🤣🤣
Unfair_Enthusiasm_45 t1_j51iiui wrote
Reply to comment by Agent101g in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I don’t think this joke is targeting anyone. It’s not trying to be offensive, it’s just a fun play on words
Emmerilla t1_j51i9u5 wrote
Reply to comment by stampcoin in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
so you're monosexual
Apprehensive_Age_384 t1_j51gy14 wrote
Thank you, I snorked
Patient_Yam4747 t1_j51g0yf wrote
Reply to comment by Kookiano in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
eMOtional damage!
BallKey7607 t1_j51fonp wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Plot twist: Once with a man, Once with a women
Babyhal1956 t1_j51f6wh wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Well…all straight men are buysexual - one way or another we pay for all the sex we get.
Interesting_Walrus86 t1_j51e9i1 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Okay okay, no need to brag
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j5215zf wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I’m Bihand-sexual so I have sex with both hands at the same time