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danorcs t1_j53cwap wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
So good for you. I’m trisexual.
I’ll try anything sexual
lbell1703 t1_j53cm89 wrote
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Ah fuck this is accurate
cliffno350 t1_j53c96u wrote
Reply to comment by Unfair_Enthusiasm_45 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Maybe they's "not gonna lie down", could be upright sexual
cliffno350 t1_j53b29i wrote
Reply to comment by Patient_Yam4747 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
eMOTIONal damage
ThebirdGretel OP t1_j53ap8q wrote
Reply to comment by knightress_oxhide in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Good to see another enjoyer of the show, heavily underrated though
knightress_oxhide t1_j53ajfk wrote
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Avenue 5
Muzck t1_j538gud wrote
Reply to comment by Upst8r in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I also had a sex change, I paid with a jar of quarters
Muzck t1_j538c7v wrote
Reply to comment by willbeonekenobi in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Maybe the next guy she’s with will have the same name as you, problem solved!
Unfinishe_Masterpiec t1_j538a0x wrote
Reply to comment by timbus1234 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I should have gone with that. It would have made scraping bits of burnt sausage off the pan so much easier.
super__literal t1_j537ifz wrote
badpuffthaikitty t1_j531vi4 wrote
BootyBumpinSquid t1_j531e2o wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Buy-sexual.
Boy George once made that joke.
"I'm bisexual. Which means when I want sex, I have to buy it."
2M3TAL4U t1_j531dsc wrote
Reply to comment by Patient_Yam4747 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I see what you did there
2M3TAL4U t1_j5312ik wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Jeez I was 13 at the time, you don't gotta bring it up every time bro
Gatlingun123 t1_j530dv0 wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
To be fair, up until last year I thought thespian (though it was thesbian) meant “Theatet Lesbian.” That got a good laugh out of my mother lol
The_Liamster t1_j52z7wo wrote
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I’m nonsexual since I’ve not had sex
coloa t1_j52vukt wrote
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And I'm trisexual
[deleted] t1_j52vqpq wrote
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DeScamp t1_j52tltz wrote
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You mean with somebody else, right?
[deleted] t1_j52tbnm wrote
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lawrencebillson t1_j52t3qv wrote
He never thought he wood-wind up like this!
Famous-A t1_j52sn7i wrote
Reply to comment by amerkanische_Frosch in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I’ll try anything 3 times.
timbus1234 t1_j52rxuj wrote
Reply to comment by Unfinishe_Masterpiec in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
a little bit of cooking oil can reduce the friction
FrankDrakman t1_j53dkpf wrote
Reply to comment by wigzell78 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Three stages in a man's sex life:
Tri-weekly
Try weekly
Try weakly