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roostertree OP t1_j55twmo wrote
Reply to comment by ALLHAILTHELAVASH in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Poindexter vs Poindexter could either be a super-dramatic epic film, or really boring.
roostertree OP t1_j55thl2 wrote
Reply to comment by iatecurryatlunch in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
No idea. I'm more familiar with the prose and poetry.
roostertree OP t1_j55te5n wrote
Reply to comment by I_like_boxes in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Was it the gateway to ironic compounds?
roostertree OP t1_j55ta5g wrote
Reply to comment by ijmacd in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Sounds difficult. And everyone knows that hard KOx are reserved for students at the School of Hard KNOx
roostertree OP t1_j55scx6 wrote
Reply to comment by AdReady1809 in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
That's neat, if true. Do you have a citation?
Sad-GrapefruitC-132 t1_j55jijn wrote
Reply to Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Joke's on you, I failed every English test
FAmos t1_j55gekl wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
You slut
[deleted] t1_j55c15s wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I'm homosexual
I only have sex at home.
Grumpybastard61 t1_j554sup wrote
Reply to comment by SnooRevelations4037 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Listen to Mr. Pornstar with his big 3inches.
Few_Owl_3481 t1_j55104e wrote
What looks like an arrow but comes in many directions? Buck shot dick.
1Flashfry1 t1_j54zusl wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I’m buy-sexual, I have to buy my sex
stampcoin t1_j54urvx wrote
Reply to comment by scuac in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
The translation is unosexual
Guipucci t1_j54ucv3 wrote
Reply to comment by timbus1234 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Which side do you insert it?
mikedjb t1_j54tig2 wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I’m trisexual. I’ll try anything
ephmal t1_j54slu3 wrote
I’ve always dreamed of having a wind instrument. Blow me and take my upvote.
hollandrisley t1_j54rq2h wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss.
Street_Phase4074 t1_j54rn9f wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I'm bisexual. Can't get it for free so have to buy it.
bubblingskin846 t1_j54l4uu wrote
Reply to Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
I thought its gonna be a joke about a scythe
[deleted] t1_j54i1vl wrote
Reply to comment by reikutohno in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
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wrongjokesgets t1_j54f77t wrote
Duct tape is the answer.
Leftygoleft999 t1_j54ezer wrote
Reply to comment by WaynegoSMASH728 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Ur thinkin of Buy sex ya’ll
Physical_Luck9799 t1_j54enrs wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Cool. But you will never be a woman.
snuzet t1_j54dqsr wrote
Reply to comment by No-Relation2437 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Woody Allen’s classic joke about oral contraception - Is asked a girl if she’d sleep with me, she said no
snuzet t1_j54diwv wrote
Reply to comment by Vast-Bus-8648 in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Slow clap..
Dudephish t1_j55ysmd wrote
Reply to Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
That pisses me off, but you wouldn't notice because the P is silent.