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DevangAbhyankar t1_j59k9xy wrote
You gotta pump up those rookie numbers
princey00666 t1_j59gbgy wrote
Reply to comment by Inevitable_Price7841 in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
But it's good for future business
Inevitable_Price7841 t1_j59dkt2 wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Also, the sledge hammer caused more problems than you started with.
Devil_May_Kare t1_j599xhf wrote
Reply to comment by SillyCubensis in I was asked what my views on pornography were. by Morocco_Llama
Well, that answer is very progressive.
(>!I mean, it isn't interlaced, ya feel?!<)
rx303 OP t1_j597cbt wrote
Reply to comment by Eirikur_da_Czech in Poland has a superior space program by rx303
Why so serious?
NameUnbroken t1_j596xg1 wrote
Reply to comment by Eirikur_da_Czech in Poland has a superior space program by rx303
All the ones in our solar system do.
wishedidknown t1_j595x2u wrote
Reply to Poland has a superior space program by rx303
Stretching
Eirikur_da_Czech t1_j595upp wrote
Reply to comment by rx303 in Poland has a superior space program by rx303
Not all planets have poles.
rx303 OP t1_j595mre wrote
Reply to comment by Eirikur_da_Czech in Poland has a superior space program by rx303
There are two poles on every planet.
bestofwhatsleft t1_j595ky1 wrote
Reply to comment by Eirikur_da_Czech in Poland has a superior space program by rx303
The north and the south pole....
Eirikur_da_Czech t1_j594tno wrote
Reply to Poland has a superior space program by rx303
Huh?
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j5920yu wrote
Reply to comment by Teridus in Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Yep, you're right...
Teridus t1_j591pvh wrote
Reply to comment by Cultural_Attitude_42 in Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Haha... Jokes on you, I am bad at coming up with a witty response and now you wasted your time reading this with no pay-off!
OverallManagement824 t1_j58xta8 wrote
I once had a job where I got paid based on people inquiring online and then showing up in person. I was asked if I got paid on internet shows...
Yes, but only on the weekends.
Yes, but mostly they just pay me to put my clothes back on.
Yes, but it's area restricted so you'll never find me.
Thick_Ambition_9084 t1_j58v63k wrote
Reply to comment by reikutohno in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I had a wild threesome last night. There was a couple of no shows. But everyone else had a good time.
leonscum t1_j58k5lh wrote
2500? Is that like for a day or what?
greedydita t1_j58elth wrote
Preferably 16:9.
SillyCubensis t1_j58dfoo wrote
I was once asked how I viewed lesbians.
I guess, “In 1080p wasn’t the right answer.
smurficus103 t1_j58a2g7 wrote
Reply to comment by Electronic-Book1843 in Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Psych, it
Electronic-Book1843 t1_j57i4rz wrote
Reply to Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Everyone nose how to spell psychic!
lukeknep t1_j56zyvn wrote
Reply to Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
We’ll I can actually read mines.
You’re now thinking, “that idiot thinks mind reading is called mine reading.”
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j56qjfn wrote
Reply to comment by Dudephish in Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Unless you get the center water...
Cultural_Attitude_42 t1_j56qee5 wrote
Reply to comment by Sad-GrapefruitC-132 in Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. by porichoygupto
Haha... Jokes on you, I've Englished every failed test!
TaylorDeanMatthew t1_j55z10z wrote
Reply to comment by snuzet in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Slow fap*
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j59qmay wrote
Reply to comment by princey00666 in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Yes, business will be better in prison with inmates breaking each other’s limbs all the time.