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PygmeePony t1_j5bjp12 wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Weird flex.
yaboi2508 t1_j5bidlo wrote
Reply to comment by truly_big in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
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truly_big t1_j5bhrum wrote
Reply to comment by yaboi2508 in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
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yaboi2508 t1_j5bbjmo wrote
Reply to comment by Fit_Wolverine7706 in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
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Alarming_Ad1746 t1_j5b8867 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
a; He didn't have enough dough.
HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_j5b7vbw wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Their relationship just crumbled
ktka t1_j5b1xse wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Hahaha! A real knee-slapper!
wigzell78 t1_j5azcle wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
I say it as a joke, cos I love the reaction...
spottydogsoitis t1_j5av3by wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
What’s a pilots favourite biscuit? A wee plane one!
DutchOfBurdock t1_j5aqu0p wrote
Often?
RetrospectiveP6 t1_j5al7u0 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Because it's limp?
Historical_Date_1314 t1_j5afljo wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Kneesy does it
No_Priority_4998 t1_j5abb88 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Girl friend
vakrka t1_j5a9uxs wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
You definitely could have done batter
Spectus1 t1_j5a9ty2 wrote
I dungetit
tofu4187 t1_j5a9dh3 wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
They have sone nerve to ask you that
master-virus OP t1_j5a6qy7 wrote
Reply to comment by Delbuns in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
When I read that I laughed. Thanks for the laugh my friend.
Delbuns t1_j5a5a4m wrote
Reply to comment by master-virus in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Don’t try to butter me up to get all the good jokes out of me. I promise you I won’t crumble under the pressure.
OlyScott t1_j5a4mk5 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
That's just your knee-jerk reaction.
master-virus OP t1_j5a1z78 wrote
Reply to comment by Delbuns in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
What's your best biscuit joke?
master-virus OP t1_j5a1uhq wrote
Reply to comment by Delbuns in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I was hoping for a bloody terrible
Delbuns t1_j5a1jto wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Awful.
Waitsfornoone t1_j59zz7z wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
He sounds like a knee-jerk to me.
LetTheWorldBurn2023 t1_j59wtb5 wrote
Reply to Poland has a superior space program by rx303
A very polarizing joke
foxyruthe t1_j5bl0ia wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
CLEVER