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StoneSixty t1_j5ckvni wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Because I got too many complaints when I used it for rectal exams.
fd1Jeff t1_j5ci4m2 wrote
Reply to comment by master-virus in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I don’t have one. But if I did, it would either be funny or have some insight, unlike what you posted.
MikeLinPA t1_j5cfd2e wrote
Reply to comment by haribo_2016 in How do you make a Caesar salad from a salad? by Ehrenlauch3000
That's beyond sad.
yetshi t1_j5cdo6o wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
I use the rubber hammer because they won't let me use the 4lb sledge anymore.
striped_frog t1_j5cbjhk wrote
And if that grave gets disturbed for whatever reason, you’ll have to tear it a new asshole
Frangiblepani t1_j5cbh4e wrote
It's not a donkey, it's a pony, so it shows how much you were listening!
haribo_2016 t1_j5c98gt wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Rubber is the best way to avoid an STI/D
haribo_2016 t1_j5c8qmr wrote
In Florida (Disney resort) I ordered a chicken Caesar salad and was given a chunk of lettuce and a chuck of chicken. Fastest food ever
haribo_2016 t1_j5c7gjq wrote
Let me analyse this joke
CookiePush t1_j5c5pm2 wrote
and if you're really hungry, eat two Brutus
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CatchCritical t1_j5c4ei3 wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Read this as rubber hamster and was completely baffled. Time to go to bed
NeverFresh t1_j5c4clg wrote
On the Chives of March
DevilsLittleChicken t1_j5c238q wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Coz if I used a metal one, it'd hurt.
Lietenantdan t1_j5bxgmp wrote
Reply to comment by SillyCubensis in I was asked what my views on pornography were. by Morocco_Llama
4K is obviously the answer they wanted
thesixburghkid t1_j5bx8ee wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Wow, that's horrendous.
DarthCoitus t1_j5bttf7 wrote
Reply to comment by PygmeePony in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Noice
KidKilobyte t1_j5br7us wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Because when I use a metal one I get sued.
head1e55 t1_j5bpiz3 wrote
Reply to comment by PygmeePony in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Take my up vote!
UnforgivenPonyo t1_j5bo0ei wrote
Reply to comment by Spectus1 in I was asked what my views on pornography were. by Morocco_Llama
It’s the amount of views they get/got
InteractionAsleep148 t1_j5bng27 wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
That's on a kneed to know basis ...
NDodma01 t1_j5bm2jp wrote
In camera
NDodma01 t1_j5blngt wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Is that your relex answer?
Neo1971 t1_j5bllg7 wrote
Preferably on a large, 4K screen.
Spicy6Chord t1_j5cldn8 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
He never gave anyone flours.