I was told stabbing a Donkey is easy.

Turns out, it's quite the pain in the Ass.

You lick its butthole to make it a tossed salad🥗

She went for the loaf of bread, he had more dough

Two biscuits are baking in the oven. One turns to the Other, and says, "man, it's hot in here!"

The Other biscuit replies, "Holy cow! A talking biscuit!"

I don't think the biscuit swings that way, given that I found it in your gravy

Because he was a biscuit

Et tu, crouton?

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That was bad and you should feel bad. Go to the corner.

Bye bye Lil' Sebastien

I guess this can be called the brutus force method of making a Cesar salad.

Mine don't kick. My evaluation dr looked shocked. Tried second leg. Then looked puzzled. Then hit me harder 3 more times. Told him that was painful enough and he quit trying. Told him 3 hr car ride to get there fucks up my back. Guess I made a believer out of him, he told me I needed to get a desk job. ( I am retired)! Sitting is what fucks you up with bad back and hips.

The steel hammer causes too much damage?

Joke not funny. But I did like the film Banshees of Inshirin. And I loved the donkey and felt for him.

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“chasing his wife up the stairs with his axe in hand”

Biscuits are known to be flaky friends

people saying this isn’t funny don’t understand the true zeitgeist of 2023 comedy

A burro burrow

I almost like this better!

My coworker, a city dweller raised a cow. The cow died. He call animal control they said that was his problem. After numerous calls a glue factory will give 50 bucks if he would deliver it to the factory. He asked how do you transport it? He pulled the tail got it on the truck and delivered it.

Viewed ....Asian, Latina, Spanish, big butts, small tits, deep.....

My meanest donkey died the other day, so I dug it a grave.

I put one asshole in the other.

Will it feed a lean and hungry Cassius?

I don't get it