Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Illustrious_Finger24 t1_j5fc63e wrote
Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
I have to push the pram-a-lot
Waitsfornoone t1_j5fb5gu wrote
Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
... and they used the lance-a-lot.
decoparts t1_j5fapsu wrote
Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
The grail jokes are always in the comments
wildgriest t1_j5f9ru7 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
He was a crummy provider.
IEatCatz4Fun t1_j5f5i98 wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Also a metal hammer would hurt more.
Putrid_Cucumber_5179 t1_j5f5bpa wrote
Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
And they'd have lots of kids because they all came a lot
weaselmaster t1_j5f3t0l wrote
Reply to comment by justmoreredditors in My donkey died the other day, so I dug it a grave. by Scherezad
Or just ‘You shoulda seen the size of my asshole!’
NDodma01 t1_j5ephzk wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
She broke up with him because he was raisin hell
Ewetootwo t1_j5ei0b2 wrote
Unfortunately you didn’t dig the hole deep enough and a predator dug him up and ate him. There is a famous book written about the two of them: Donkey Coyote by Manual Sir Panties.
Ewetootwo t1_j5ehpqf wrote
Good place to burro him.
skanktastik t1_j5ehksy wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
He was too bisquick in the sack.
Ewetootwo t1_j5ehdz6 wrote
Reply to comment by devious_cruising in My donkey died the other day, so I dug it a grave. by Scherezad
You must be a woke member of the Braydy Bunch. Hee Haw.
ALLHAILTHELAVASH t1_j5eglx6 wrote
Reply to comment by roostertree in Oxygen and Potassium went on a date, and apparently it was OK by roostertree
Thanks for teaching me a new word
bay_lamb t1_j5ecgnq wrote
my sister just started a new job and a coworker came up to her and said he wanted to get in her pants and she said i've already got one asshole in here why would i want another.
MrGoodnessMctickles t1_j5e84k1 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
She was covered in gravy and eaten..... Mmmm...mmmm......
Prestigious-Baby5699 t1_j5e7r10 wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Oh crumbs no dough
Totintug t1_j5e5yqj wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
This works as an anti joke
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j5e4k7z wrote
Reply to comment by haribo_2016 in How do you make a Caesar salad from a salad? by Ehrenlauch3000
In a French amusement park, I noticed there was a vegetarian option on a menu so I ordered it.
I was given a dish of noodles, rice and potatoes and a basket of bread.
hiick91 t1_j5e3m4b wrote
Yl
fffuuvftyuvryubb t1_j5e3hpm wrote
Reply to comment by Mercerskye in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
This comment has me dead
NZ-ReaperZ t1_j5e1g9h wrote
Best joke I've read on here in a while
Sad-Lie6604 t1_j5dx54m wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Dad, stop it posting your jokes here.
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_j5dwq2y wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Don’t you know who biscuit is? His first team called him that, but the world knew him as the Fridge. No joke.
zickzebra5723 t1_j5dvpzx wrote
Reply to Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
r/antijokes
National-Fig-414 t1_j5flz2u wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
I kicked my dr at my first youth football physical