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Wild-House6772 t1_j5gg1ze wrote
Reply to comment by Zealousideal-Cod-924 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
that one who killed 16 czechoslovakians?
ooddad t1_j5gfsfn wrote
Reply to comment by syndus in Have you ever been to Wal-Mart ™️? by AlgebraSux
Thank you
Shreemaan420 t1_j5ged5x wrote
So no cannoli huh?
syndus t1_j5gc35u wrote
Reply to Have you ever been to Wal-Mart ™️? by AlgebraSux
You guys ever see that autotuned video of that chick cosplaying overwatch when she says nerf this, and rips a juicy fart? No reason, just felt like mentioning it. Lol. Laters.
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Reply to Have you ever been to Wal-Mart ™️? by AlgebraSux
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JuryOk2045 t1_j5g5dg1 wrote
Reply to Have you ever been to Wal-Mart ™️? by AlgebraSux
Skinner man go gao sqaeerz
AlgebraSux OP t1_j5g59o0 wrote
Reply to comment by Funcharacteristicaly in Have you ever been to Wal-Mart ™️? by AlgebraSux
‘An,, thanks for witbdershints,?.
Love huoy!!
Funcharacteristicaly t1_j5g52h1 wrote
Reply to Have you ever been to Wal-Mart ™️? by AlgebraSux
Who Blarted?????? Just kidding
[deleted] t1_j5g4m27 wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
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slobbyrobb t1_j5g1cd3 wrote
Same joke as the priest and the alter boy
Make_the_music_stop t1_j5g13zl wrote
The Mafia have decided to get into online crime to keep upto date. They have just launched a new App called Pay-Up-Pal.
OverallManagement824 t1_j5g016d wrote
Reply to comment by DarkPasta in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I heard it as a clown and a little boy.
master-virus OP t1_j5fymtm wrote
Reply to comment by Spicy6Chord in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I like it.
master-virus OP t1_j5fykmo wrote
Reply to comment by wildgriest in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Bro that made me laugh.
master-virus OP t1_j5fyj9c wrote
Reply to comment by vakrka in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
Could indeed lol
master-virus OP t1_j5fyhda wrote
Reply to comment by Alarming_Ad1746 in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
I love that.
master-virus OP t1_j5fye06 wrote
Reply to comment by HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK in Why did the biscuit have no girl friend by master-virus
lol good one.
Zealousideal-Cod-924 t1_j5frvxu wrote
Reply to comment by raging_bill in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
You mean, the interior decorator?
raging_bill t1_j5frgna wrote
I immediately thought of Chrissy and Paulie Walnuts trudging through the snow looking for the crazy KGB guy.
DarkPasta t1_j5fp79g wrote
I first heard this but with an old man and a kid.
Singer-Such t1_j5foxm5 wrote
Lol :)
Haploid-life t1_j5fovst wrote
Then the first guy shit his pants.
cantbenotrandom t1_j5fomqw wrote
Oh the darkness of this joke
National-Fig-414 t1_j5fm2ay wrote
Reply to comment by CatchCritical in As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Quality hamster content right here
Disciple_of_Cthulhu t1_j5ghitt wrote
Reply to comment by DarkPasta in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Same, and it was in r/TwoSentenceHorror.