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Revolutionary_Oil897 t1_j5i176t wrote
Reply to A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
Good one, but fix your math. A 102 year old woman was born in 1920 or 1921
Artybait t1_j5i0rcy wrote
Lmao great joke
Coal_Fire_King t1_j5hzbox wrote
Reply to comment by redactedforprivilege in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
And I ain’t your Bo, Diddley
[deleted] t1_j5hytzb wrote
Reply to comment by Neil_sm in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
There was a bad word in there and I didn't tip the swear jar. Fuck You, Pay Me 😳
Kochabb t1_j5hyqg6 wrote
Reply to comment by redactedforprivilege in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain't your BB, king.
Neil_sm t1_j5hxyyl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Lol why is this downvoted? Nobody has seen Goodfellas?
alemakata t1_j5hxwdl wrote
isnt this from Blue Valentine ?
ALordOfTheOnionRings t1_j5hvzy5 wrote
Reply to comment by redactedforprivilege in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain’t your guy, friend
Marquar234 t1_j5hvxkf wrote
Reply to comment by redactedforprivilege in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
And my axe!
Edit: I may have done this wrong...
redactedforprivilege t1_j5hu463 wrote
Reply to comment by ushdiavc6eb74 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
i ain't your buddy, guy
ushdiavc6eb74 t1_j5hsnjp wrote
Reply to comment by emzirek in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
i ain't your pal, buddy
emzirek t1_j5hs7rx wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
hey pal, I ain't your friend...
Blakninja90 t1_j5hs3r2 wrote
freeparKing33 t1_j5hry4k wrote
Reply to comment by kunell in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Yeah especially if it’s not a full moon
zulufdokulmusyuze t1_j5hqtra wrote
Reply to comment by KoalaKazoo in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
and why exactly is one of them killing the other?
KoalaKazoo t1_j5howwf wrote
Reply to comment by DarkPasta in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Is it the boy, or the old man who will have to walk alone in that version?
CrustyCrumpet69420 t1_j5hnp3j wrote
Reply to comment by CrustyCrumpet69420 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
The clown version is funnier though
CrustyCrumpet69420 t1_j5hnk23 wrote
Reply to comment by cantbenotrandom in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
This isn’t that dark. The first time I heard this joke it started with “A 45 year old man and a 12 year old boy are walking in the woods”
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External_Albatross_7 t1_j5hkhjy wrote
Reply to comment by raging_bill in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
He probably wiped his ass bare handed before he came to this country.
kunell t1_j5hhf8i wrote
Reply to comment by cantbenotrandom in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Yeah cuz theyre walking through the woods at night. Its pretty dark in the woods at night.
letthattsh1tgo t1_j5hg0v0 wrote
Reply to comment by E34M20 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Ooh!
letthattsh1tgo t1_j5hfyv3 wrote
Reply to comment by raging_bill in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
He was an interior decorator!
[deleted] t1_j5hf3o7 wrote
Reply to comment by holtpj in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Wow! A lot of GoodFellas haters out here.
Sludgenet t1_j5i3ruh wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Oil897 in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
Wife's grandma was born in 1914. 108 and still clear mind.