Recent comments in /f/Jokes
xabimomogerrardmasch t1_j5j2rt0 wrote
Johnny tight lips, where’d they hit ya!!
Nemboss t1_j5j2l1e wrote
Reply to comment by CrustyCrumpet69420 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
But how could a 12 year old lead a grown man into the woods and kill him?
ChieflyBreak71 t1_j5j262v wrote
Reply to A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
When Obama won in 2008, it taught us that anyone could be the president.
But when Trump won in 2016 it taught us that, ‟no really, goddamn fucking anyone can be the president.”
elephaaaant t1_j5j1j84 wrote
Reply to comment by raging_bill in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
For me, Ade and Silvio came to mind first. Sadness.
LimeSkye t1_j5j0tzp wrote
I prefer this joke when the second guy is a clown. :D
Important_Bunch_7766 t1_j5j0gzs wrote
Reply to That's the thing about sex jokes. by LadeeAlana
To you it may be a laughing matter -- to me, not so.
KanashimiMusic t1_j5izlkw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in That's the thing about sex jokes. by LadeeAlana
Or antivax children.
ThisEuropeanLife t1_j5iz31q wrote
Reply to comment by Shreemaan420 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Ma! These wise guys ain’t got the gabagool!
kyttEST t1_j5iwqe1 wrote
Reply to comment by ushdiavc6eb74 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain't your buddy, guy
aze473 t1_j5iwl21 wrote
Reply to That's the thing about sex jokes. by LadeeAlana
Jokes are like sex.
I do not get either.
[deleted] t1_j5iwkji wrote
Reply to That's the thing about sex jokes. by LadeeAlana
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emzirek t1_j5ivy0h wrote
Reply to comment by Marquar234 in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
no, it's "careful with that axe Eugene"
Glorx t1_j5iv92n wrote
Reply to comment by florinandrei in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
A krogan and a salarian during the rachni war.
[deleted] t1_j5iv6c3 wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
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testearsmint t1_j5iuzoh wrote
Reply to comment by Coal_Fire_King in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain't your diddley, squat.
queenvie808 t1_j5it8tg wrote
Reply to comment by ZardoZFrain in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
How’d she tell it?
gunswordfist t1_j5isyux wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
That's old news. They decided on, "Fuck-You-Pay-Al."
gunswordfist t1_j5istv1 wrote
Arisayne t1_j5iriqf wrote
Reply to comment by Poopikaki in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
You're welcome! And, it's an easy mistake to make, especially if you don't see it written. Pleeeeeeeenty of native speakers do it too.
Poopikaki t1_j5ircmz wrote
Reply to comment by Arisayne in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
Thank you for correcting. I learned English from tv lol.
FavelTramous t1_j5ir92j wrote
Reply to comment by redactedforprivilege in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain’t your guy, Pay.
Arisayne t1_j5ir3em wrote
Reply to comment by Poopikaki in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
Hi! Just as an FYI, it's "might have" or "might've". "_____ of" is a common (unfortunately) mistake.
Poopikaki t1_j5iqibp wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Oil897 in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
The flu might of still been around?
ZAGAN_2 t1_j5iqf4e wrote
Reply to comment by sirhandstylepenzalot in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain't your record, player.
ThenResell45 t1_j5j2tv0 wrote
Reply to A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
‟Wrong. Nasty nasty, fake news. I didn’t walk into a bar. Not that bar. Its not the best.
I have the best bars, tremendous, huge bars.”