Recent comments in /f/Jokes
acount33290 t1_j5l5evw wrote
Reply to comment by Make_the_music_stop in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Pay-up-pal or our guns will go pow
[deleted] OP t1_j5ky6xq wrote
Reply to A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
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Cheddre t1_j5kv7p5 wrote
Reply to comment by FingerboyGaming in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
No 😈
Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j5ktaq0 wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
OP had a stroke while writing the joke.
Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j5kt3qd wrote
Reply to comment by ThenResell45 in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
Read this in the Golem voice. That actor reading trump tweets is about the funniest thing I've ever seen/heard.
hoosyourdaddyo t1_j5kpivg wrote
Reply to So Biden stores docs next to his car by Even-Loquat-2154
Is this written using AI?
GladCricket t1_j5kl5nu wrote
Reply to A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
Waiting on an explanation... not hopeful.
Latercoyote932 t1_j5kjm07 wrote
Reply to comment by elephaaaant in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
“Chris has been in an accident, everything gonna be fine, sly’s gonna pick you up and take you to the hospital”
JrbYtown t1_j5kj220 wrote
Reply to comment by Loaks147 in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
Health care you cunt
24KTaterTots t1_j5kiirp wrote
Reply to A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
A racist walked into a bar.
I'm not sure how someone can walk into a bar face first 27 times but that's what the people around him said when we found him unconscious.
Main_Researcher_7288 t1_j5ki1ol wrote
Reply to So Biden stores docs next to his car by Even-Loquat-2154
did biden write this joke
Ronin-Anarchist t1_j5khouj wrote
Good one!!
ApplesAreSweet t1_j5keem7 wrote
Reply to comment by umc_thunder72 in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
In what sense is goddamn not an expletive? It makes the joke less funny because it sounds awkward. The joke would've been best with just an emphasis on anyone.
Neat-Cold-7235 t1_j5kdrhm wrote
Reply to comment by vilovema in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
Can you further explain lol
Neat-Cold-7235 t1_j5kdmkf wrote
Reply to comment by ApocalypseSpokesman in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
Maybe because “I” looks like bar?? I’m waiting for OP to explain
ChunkyCheeseToken t1_j5kd53u wrote
Reply to comment by Neil_sm in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
What’s the joke in it being a website name though? Pay-up-pal = PayPal
JamesyWamesy1 t1_j5kceuy wrote
Reply to comment by Batherini in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
The flu and corona didn't kill her, but hitting her with a car did.
JamesyWamesy1 t1_j5kc6b0 wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Oil897 in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
It's past tense, maybe he hit her with his car in 2020.
ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 t1_j5kc23c wrote
Reply to comment by Chonky_Cats_Lover in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain’t your amigo, compadre
vilovema t1_j5kbpzj wrote
Reply to comment by FingerboyGaming in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
I think it's a wordplay on the word racist. /s
Limp-Ad5243 t1_j5kbkmy wrote
umc_thunder72 t1_j5kbfem wrote
Reply to comment by ApplesAreSweet in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
I'm trying to find the second expletive and just can't? Are you saying god damn is an expletive because that's a bit of a stretch to complain about.
notinmywheelhouse t1_j5kb7av wrote
Oh I get it. One guy is gonna off the other.
FingerboyGaming t1_j5kasmx wrote
Reply to comment by Cheddre in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
Could you explain?
DooleyMTV t1_j5l95tf wrote
Reply to comment by lateraluslotus in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
Barren pines.