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Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_j5nqre6 wrote
Reply to what do pigs build with? by tree22211
Straw, wood and brick… but mostly brick these days…
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_j5npb7t wrote
The hours flew BI ….
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Batherini t1_j5njbrj wrote
Reply to comment by JamesyWamesy1 in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
Thanks. That's what i thought but i don't find it funny. Maybe the writing. It's the irony, the futility of life? Maybe the sadism in all of us?
Medical-Sentence7518 t1_j5ni59e wrote
The joke is good, but it would also have worked the other way round (sick christian, get the rabbi, get the imam) - this way it would have sounded a bit less racist
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Reply to comment by leonscum in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
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junior_abigail t1_j5n94oh wrote
I feel like there's some bi-ass in that statement
Senior_Second_3158 t1_j5n8m6g wrote
Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
There is still a post Lance Naik in army
leonscum t1_j5n7vuf wrote
nothing like gay sex for fulfillment
GuntherHogmoney t1_j5n7n8a wrote
Reply to Lance is an uncommon name now a days by xerxes_dandy
Not to put too fine a point on it, the removal of Lance has left a hole in my heart. I joust… I joust…
NMA33 t1_j5n6gin wrote
Reply to comment by halite001 in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
Is there any other kind?
actuallyquitefunny t1_j5n5b3x wrote
Unfortunately, there was a recent accident at the Southern California Mountain Dew factory when a stray Spark from a Live Wire caused a Baja Blast, cutting all power making it Pitch Black on the factory floor.
SwordDude3000 t1_j5n5asw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in An old Jewish man is taken ill with the flu by drsameagle
…..…..…wat
footlivin69 t1_j5myb6o wrote
“Yo…you talkin’ t’me?”
halite001 t1_j5mwwae wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
Rough Erotic Mansex?
greedydita t1_j5mvmxt wrote
2 hours of REM.
xiaosrightball t1_j5mv6iv wrote
Reply to comment by Neat-Cold-7235 in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
i was high.
xiaosrightball t1_j5mv3zi wrote
Reply to comment by Unusual_Tea6755 in A racist walked into a bar. by [deleted]
i’m sorry i was high.
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I_Am_Sarah_Jessica_P t1_j5muk5z wrote
If this is an original you should claim it somehow!
Clue_Loose t1_j5mqete wrote
This one fizzled out
BirthdaySalt2112 t1_j5mnaev wrote
Reply to comment by trubb13tw1ns in Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory by stooftheoof
It's hard. I know.
trubb13tw1ns t1_j5mn6hi wrote
Reply to comment by BirthdaySalt2112 in Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory by stooftheoof
To this day I can’t look at a 7Up can without thinking of that commercial lol
“Same to you!”
“Same to me 🥹”
Competitive-Ladder-3 t1_j5nto6r wrote
Reply to comment by aze473 in That's the thing about sex jokes. by LadeeAlana
And it’s not funny