Recent comments in /f/Jokes
RibaldPancake t1_j5oftwi wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Of course, this could also be a sequence starting with 1 and adding 0, 1, 2, 3 … so maybe not so easy.
Bonus: If you have only one element of a Fibonacci sequence in Mexico it’s a Fibbinacho.
PurpleNoodle9 t1_j5ofrz1 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
I like it dark and strong
linkboy2007 t1_j5ofoms wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
I prefer the phrase ’morbidly obese', because it means you are so fuckin fat it is like a horror movie.
Then-Flamingo4679 t1_j5ofmer wrote
Reply to comment by sartreofthesuburbs in What was the first human civilization to invent the bidet? by UndeniableHuman
Dunno but russians are still working on that
RandoEncounter OP t1_j5of760 wrote
Reply to comment by CookiePush in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Small or medium. Large if I really want to spoil myself.
[deleted] t1_j5of0rz wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
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CookiePush t1_j5oezme wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Is cup size important?
BlimeyCrikey t1_j5odyzc wrote
r/angryupvote
[deleted] t1_j5odk9i wrote
Reply to comment by 12ozcocacola in What was the first human civilization to invent the bidet? by UndeniableHuman
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Wonderful-Set1701 t1_j5odi1a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Why the hell are u downvoted?
thoroakenfelder t1_j5oddb2 wrote
Reply to comment by halite001 in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
Doesn't sound super restful.
nostril_spiders t1_j5ob363 wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
But it's the perfect setup for so many jokes... you'd be doing a service for the community
frenchtoastwizard t1_j5o9w0j wrote
Reply to comment by actuallyquitefunny in Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory by stooftheoof
Major Melon called a Code Red because of the high Voltage caused a Whiteout sending the town into Overdrive.
WeakFragileSlow t1_j5o9lrt wrote
You can too in the canning department if you have the can do to give the due Dew its due can too.
always-paranoid t1_j5o7yz1 wrote
Never name your daughter community service
Chief_Beef_ATL t1_j5o6l10 wrote
Reply to What do you call a farm of sleepy cows? by Squee3ds
Something to do with Laundry but I dont get the connection between cows or milk and laundry?
Broozeg34 t1_j5o5xll wrote
As a jew, I find this funny
TUSD00T t1_j5o2ub9 wrote
And practicing law on the side.
Spy_Mouse t1_j5o2opn wrote
Didn't know dating girls was a comunity service. In that case I would like to find a partner for this noble act for the community. Anyone availible?
Tyrdh t1_j5o06zd wrote
A great one indeed.
Dreadweave t1_j5nyrpz wrote
Reply to What do you call a farm of sleepy cows? by Squee3ds
I don’t get it
12ozcocacola t1_j5nwcrd wrote
If you never used one, you and your butt owe it to yourselves to try.
Poopikaki t1_j5nve75 wrote
Reply to comment by halite001 in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
*excruciating
SprinksBrinks t1_j5ofwd9 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
To riddle me with anxiety