Wakes me up in the morning 🥰

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ROFL

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I think the joke is that he was sentenced to community service for petty crimes.

500 hours of Summer

Good anal-ysis

Have an updoot

I like my women like I like my coffee: free

I like my women like I like my coffee: I don’t like coffee!

I like my women like I like my coffee: white, sweet and preferably Vietnamese.

I like my women like I like my coffee: in the kitchen, where it should be.

I like my women like I like my coffee: inside me ;)

I like my women like I like my coffee: in bed every morning, hot and wet.

I like my women like I like my coffee: i walk out without paying for it.

I like my women like I like my coffee: on pot.

As a talking basketball I also find this funny

Ahahahahahah

Everything's the matter with them

And some of them are so negative!

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covered in bees

If it wasn't enough the first time just have another round!

Maybe she means volunteer work and her family is just assumptious.

PIERCING BAD

I like mine so dirty they smell like a monkies anus....

(There really is a coffee that monkies eat the bean, and they collect it from the poo and serve it. Yes as disgusting as it sounds)

Bees?

Covered in bees

*REEM.

I like my breakfast beverage like I like my women; teabagged with a string hanging out!

Cheap, bottomless, and

available at McDonalds 24-7?

No, the other two just blew by and I woke up feeling empty.

Dont forget the sweatiness