Recent comments in /f/Jokes
BabylonDrifter t1_j5pgfgg wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
with my name misspelled on her side in black marker
human_peeler t1_j5pfl4i wrote
Reply to Why can't you believe atoms ? by gagga_hai
You can get a t shirt that says this, I used to have one.
human_peeler t1_j5pfgqj wrote
Reply to comment by woodburner101 in Why can't you believe atoms ? by gagga_hai
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dizzley t1_j5pfdxc wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
I thought Fibbinacho was the act of pretending you don't have any nachos?
JustGotThisAccount t1_j5pfbzy wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Real joke
HailToTheKingslayer t1_j5pf1v1 wrote
I find a good lullaby works
Rock a bi baby
[deleted] t1_j5pd1gk wrote
Reply to What's a pedophiles favourite app by cuntymcbawface
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Just_the_doctor1988 t1_j5pcrh0 wrote
Being 200 hours of community service.I believe the joke is her name is "200 hours of community service" and he is doing her.Unless I completely misunderstood their comment
[deleted] t1_j5pcqvh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's a pedophiles favourite app by cuntymcbawface
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Bubbly-Light2939 t1_j5pckqr wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
I don't like coffee.
finniebearrr t1_j5pbgkt wrote
Reply to comment by Just_the_doctor1988 in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
What joke?
BigWideWords t1_j5pbgbw wrote
Reply to What do you call a farm of sleepy cows? by Squee3ds
Yandere?
[deleted] t1_j5p9nv6 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
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gotbetterbro t1_j5p9krd wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
The Fibonacci sequence is a series of numbers in which each number is the sum of the two that precede it. Starting at 0 and 1, the sequence looks like this: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, and so on forever. The Fibonacci sequence can be described using a mathematical equation: Xn+2= Xn+1 + Xn.
Next_Fix5613 t1_j5p92iv wrote
Dating a girl for community service is also known as taking one for the team.
[deleted] t1_j5p91m3 wrote
Reply to What's a pedophiles favourite app by cuntymcbawface
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browtfareyoudoing t1_j5p8rny wrote
Reply to comment by RandoEncounter in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
>if i really want to soil myself
KoiSoccerGuns t1_j5p8ris wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
That's not even a joke
nicks_bride t1_j5p7au7 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Cheap and picked up at a gas station.
micheal_pices t1_j5p72pc wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Without a dick in it
woodburner101 t1_j5p69il wrote
Reply to Why can't you believe atoms ? by gagga_hai
Don’t give up your day job to be a comedian
experience-matters t1_j5p6975 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Sent back for not being hot enough
Just_the_doctor1988 t1_j5p64cr wrote
Reply to comment by Wonderful-Set1701 in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Yeah I don't get it either someone up there literally made the same Joke...
InSufficient-Length t1_j5p4mm4 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Ground up and in the freezer?
kaiwulf t1_j5piihy wrote
Reply to comment by Look_Specific in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Monkey poop coffee would be more correctly called monkey spit coffee. The Rhesus monkey chews on the beans and spits them out. They're never digested.
Conversely, Kopi Luwak is indeed poop coffee, as each bean spends a nice balmy 24 hours in the digestive tract of a cat - the Indonesian palm civet.