Recent comments in /f/Jokes
[deleted] t1_j5przz7 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
So i never let her wear that toy again.
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5prybn wrote
Reply to comment by LiterateGuineapig in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Since when is petting a crime
Gil-Gandel t1_j5prxuo wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Fibonacci
Sequences
Are hard;
But even so
Just follow one simple rule
And you will understand it all soon enough
Or get this far, decide not to bother, and give up for good.
Noooooodlez t1_j5pqxmb wrote
Reply to comment by gotbetterbro in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
I learned something today. Thank you.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pqdtp wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I have to agree there first but I'd rather teach my child about violence as that's more major. It's all dirty but bottom line is this joke has nothing to do with sex so let's not go down that route yeah
movielover154 t1_j5pq42z wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Only if one is given preeminence over the other. Mass shootings are normalized, but sex is “dirty”? What a a messed up society.
[deleted] t1_j5pq3zs wrote
Reply to comment by CHARLIE-MF-BROWN in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
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CHARLIE-MF-BROWN t1_j5pq0tz wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I'm blind so in my situation I just can't see this happening.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5ppmxw wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Well they're going to learn about violence before learning about that
movielover154 t1_j5pphk0 wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
So, teach them that physically harming someone is better than healthy sexuality is preferable.
Alone-Oven3289 t1_j5pp4b2 wrote
Shes not wrong, it would be jail over community service if the judge thought he was a threat to society
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pp0wa wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Well I'm just thinking if younger people on here
movielover154 t1_j5povm2 wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
So, violence is O.K., but something normal is off the table? Your priorities are messed up, bud.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5poa2u wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
😂😂 well this joke isn't even on the topic of sex or anything like that so the comment was highly unnecessary bud
movielover154 t1_j5po4th wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
No need to be a prude. Sex isn’t dirty.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pnwsr wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
No need to make it dirty now is there 🤣
movielover154 t1_j5pne2z wrote
Reply to comment by dadarkgtprince in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
He didn’t see her cumming either.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pnd5i wrote
Reply to comment by rbunny111 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Ayyyy nice addition :)
rbunny111 t1_j5pn9av wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
But I eventually got over it and we're back on good terms... or should I say eye terms
dadarkgtprince t1_j5pn3qd wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Bet you didn't see it coming
Squee3ds OP t1_j5pmwz2 wrote
Reply to comment by BigWideWords in What do you call a farm of sleepy cows? by Squee3ds
Yes.😅
Chartercarter t1_j5pkan9 wrote
Reply to comment by Just_the_doctor1988 in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
You very much completely misunderstood the joke.
The joke is that the girl thinks he's nice because he's helping the community, whereas the reality is that he's a criminal and that was his sentence.
BuggiaGuggia t1_j5pjq99 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Strong, black, and preferably fair trade
peter-forward t1_j5pj9sp wrote
I heard that entry to events at the Roman colosseum was free. But you had to pay to use the bathrooms.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5psgqb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I don't get it mate haha sorry I'm so slow