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GrumpyCatStevens t1_j5q6yaw wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Strong, hot, and preferably from Latin America.
TooShiftyForYou t1_j5q6swa wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I once had a girlfriend who borrowed $100 from me. When we broke up 2 years later, she gave me the $100 back.
I lost interest in that relationship.
fastolfe00 t1_j5q69d4 wrote
For the benefit of non-Americans, it's common for petty crimes in the US to receive a sentence in lieu of jail of some number of hours of "community service", like picking up trash, or working at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter.
darwin-rover t1_j5q5bm9 wrote
Slept with a Chinese guy, woke up on the Wong side of the bed
Protean_Protein t1_j5q4x88 wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
You stole Tool's bit.
cmicatfish t1_j5q3u23 wrote
A blonde, polish, teenager ..............
[deleted] t1_j5q2myi wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Dripping with cum
sannuvola t1_j5q07jm wrote
Assyrians came way before them
XSPUD t1_j5q00lk wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Room temperature with no sugar !
Felinegood13 t1_j5pzy0z wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Lmao
gigaswardblade t1_j5pzp1e wrote
Bruh I thought that said “bible”
TheJelliestFish t1_j5py6z3 wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
If the dog is named Mary Jane
Darth_Molotok t1_j5pwyhl wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
True, but I was also sorta quote Sheila from the South Park movie.
BigWideWords t1_j5pwhfa wrote
Reply to comment by Squee3ds in What do you call a farm of sleepy cows? by Squee3ds
Nice! I got it! I like this one 😁
g4gnr4d t1_j5pwd9r wrote
Reply to comment by Lazaruzo in An old Jewish man is taken ill with the flu by drsameagle
As a head without a body, I envy the dead.
movielover154 t1_j5pv7zz wrote
Reply to comment by Darth_Molotok in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
We’ll, that’s entirely subjective. Parents who let their kids on REDDIT in the first place have already failed.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pv37f wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Resist-556 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Ah well she should watch out next time haha
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5puv1k wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Ok
Ok-Resist-556 t1_j5puuzu wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Girlfriend asked me sensually "make me scream while using two fingers..." So i poked her in the eyes
Darth_Molotok t1_j5putdz wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Violence and sex are ok, as long as nobody says any naughty words.
ZarosRunescape t1_j5puqiu wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Well it clearly states that they should be 13+ to join reddit, if they dont follow that rule its on them if they hear about sex (which is pretty mild for reddit)
oxfordfox20 t1_j5pupng wrote
Reply to comment by leftistpropaganja in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
In big cups?
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5ptz5k wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Cone on bud, people lie about age it's quite easy
ZarosRunescape t1_j5pt9sm wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Reddits minimum age is 13, pretty sure 13 yr olds know about sex
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5q71sa wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You did indeed haha