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iivvoo t1_j5qs6ji wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Almost as good as your previous two jokes combined
gustavo-_-fring t1_j5qry7f wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Black and fresh from the plantation
Argruss t1_j5qrimn wrote
Reply to comment by 1982MJG in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Random facts about Fibonacci’s sequence: Author is Leonardo Bonacci also known as Fibonacci. (He is son of Gustav Bonacci an Italian merchant. That “Fi” before Bonacci means he is son of someone) Fibonacci played with rabbit reproduction and created this sequence. If you express Fibonacci’s sequence in vector space with two last numbers as bases, it will converge to the golden ratio. (Look it up at the exact math explanation) We have equation for the n-th Fibonacci number which is based on the golden ratio.
Longjumping-Ad-2394 t1_j5qrfmd wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
That was a mistake. So, why don’t you just turn a blind eye to her?
OscarOrr t1_j5qqx0h wrote
Reply to Why can't you believe atoms ? by gagga_hai
Second reason not to trust an atom
Sooner or later they will split on you
ScrotalInterchange t1_j5qqnnr wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
mostly water by weight
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j5qor26 wrote
I always heard this as « Get a priest! I want to convert! »
« « But darling, you’ve been an observant Jew all of your life! »
« I know, but better one of them should die than one of us. »
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5qnx3a wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Tell her to keep her bra on.
RMSQM t1_j5qn1rw wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Cold and bitter?
FaagenDazs t1_j5qjnx4 wrote
Reply to comment by cal-brew-sharp in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
Remming?
RIPcompo t1_j5qittl wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I've heard cornea jokes...
Vt420KeyboardError4 t1_j5qgwup wrote
Reply to comment by SwordDude3000 in An old Jewish man is taken ill with the flu by drsameagle
What did he say?
Confident-Money140 t1_j5qdq3t wrote
Reply to comment by finniebearrr in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Holy shit everyone but the fourth comment is downvoted
Waitsfornoone t1_j5qdnp9 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You might want to re-think only "for a while."
dadarkgtprince t1_j5qd1t4 wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Seeing sex mentioned on a reddit, no. There are plenty of subs that contain that material. Seeing sex mentioned on a joke that has nothing sexual about it? Yes.
>saw something mentioning sex on pornhub?
This is the intended audience, so it's fine. A comparison for this scenario would be you went to the grocery store to buy bread but someone was there trying to sell you sex toys. Time and place
BrilliantObserver t1_j5qci43 wrote
Reply to comment by LiterateGuineapig in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Thank your, Capt. Obvious
ZarosRunescape t1_j5qch9l wrote
Reply to comment by dadarkgtprince in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Yes and would you get annoyed if you saw something mentioning sex on pornhub?
dadarkgtprince t1_j5qc42r wrote
Reply to comment by ZarosRunescape in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You also need to be at least 18 to visit pr0n sites. How many kids were going to them in high school before they were legal age
1982MJG t1_j5qbr9v wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
The Fibonacci sequence also has something to do with the Golden Ratio. That’s pretty cool to. Most things in nature are created using this.
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5qb27b wrote
Reply to comment by morbidpigeon in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Ah I get it now haha
lbell1703 t1_j5qayjy wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Damn I didn't know what that was when I took an IQ test and figured it out without knowing about it??
morbidpigeon t1_j5qag99 wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I think it’s a pegging joke maybe.
Lazaruzo t1_j5qaef6 wrote
Reply to comment by g4gnr4d in An old Jewish man is taken ill with the flu by drsameagle
Sorry to hear that George.
Unusual_Tea6755 t1_j5q80lf wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
When it's non-consensual
akhan4786 t1_j5qsb1w wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
There's a new air freshener which works with mind control...
...it makes scents when you think about it.