Recent comments in /f/Jokes
NDodma01 t1_j5r8bhk wrote
But the point is, how much does he earn? My cousin dated the Yardbirds bass player. My auntie did not like his long hair in the sink, but what the hey?
DuZZasH007 t1_j5r7wbm wrote
Can say both are accident prone * things
CalEPygous OP t1_j5r7pn3 wrote
Or, they'll let you test drive a car.
TheDefected t1_j5r62yc wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
What's brown and sticky, and runs round a field?
RevolutionaryRough37 t1_j5r5ybb wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
They're the base cases of the recursion and are therefore 0 and 1 by definition. You need two base cases because the recursive function uses the previous two numbers in the series to calculate the current one.
Edit: Sorry calling them base cases is inaccurate since that's another thing entirely in recursion. The reason they're defined stands though, the recurrence requires two initial values to work.
jeffinRTP t1_j5r5kgw wrote
The Holocaust.
Yes, I went there. 🤔🤫
Current_Brick5305 t1_j5r4f9a wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
My coffee and my women!!
_LucasImpulse_ t1_j5r3nm0 wrote
Reply to comment by fastolfe00 in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
literally every justice system has this don't worry man
SuicideSkirmish t1_j5r3aie wrote
Finding half a worm.
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ole_shanksies t1_j5r21va wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Yo’ momma after u dropped this stinker on her chest
librarianjenn t1_j5r13i1 wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Hello 1983, I miss you!
Dizz2K7 t1_j5r0mpy wrote
Reply to comment by CHARLIE-MF-BROWN in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
How'd you get here, Stevie?
post-ale t1_j5r08a6 wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Molasses
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5r03ky wrote
Reply to comment by gotbetterbro in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Are we just gonna gloss over how we get from 0 to 1?
AmphibianHaunting334 t1_j5qyxog wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
When it becomes heavy petting
bakershotttbog OP t1_j5qyq31 wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in I like my women like I like my coffee jokes. by bakershotttbog
It was creative and fit the bill.
Buddy2269 t1_j5qygt1 wrote
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Buddy2269 t1_j5qyg38 wrote
Well get off the trend then.
BigNickEnergy216 t1_j5qy8ul wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I hope you looked both ways before telling this story.
Gomanvongo t1_j5qxc28 wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Woah! Careful with that, it’s an antique! :)
mikefever90 t1_j5qw0hp wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in I got 6 straight hours of sleep last night… by westermann28
so its you in the corner.
ungratefulidiot t1_j5qv11k wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
I like my coffee like I like my women; imported from Brazil
Str8WhiteMinority t1_j5qu7nx wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Without someone else’s dick in it
yrar3 t1_j5r8bj4 wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
A brownie