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Rip_claw_76 t1_j5ree92 wrote
If you don't know then I suggest not sleeping with anyone
[deleted] t1_j5rebhf wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
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StickyPornMags t1_j5re1qw wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I would never see her again
anonny42357 t1_j5rdybo wrote
Reply to comment by RandoEncounter in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
I have watched that show so many times that I don't even need the sound to hear that. I love it.
baby_fart t1_j5rdump wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Then you must not be doing it right.
bogustv t1_j5rdotb wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
got multiple answers in this house:
a stick
rootbeer
... and the obvious one
semiloki t1_j5rdgub wrote
I thought it was if the car breaks you aren't still paying for it 18 years later.
all_usernamestaken00 t1_j5rdgg6 wrote
Multiple people can come in a car?
Weary-Writing5372 t1_j5rd5s6 wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
You're my hero
natty2281 t1_j5rc90j wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
The better joke here
SnooDrawings1480 t1_j5rc235 wrote
Walking downstairs at 2am because you hear noise only to find your elderly father eating a bucket of peanuts....... that he didn't realize was full of worms.
oneaccountaday t1_j5rbkbt wrote
Reply to comment by Bentup85 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
“Damn it Billy! Stop doing that in the Subaru!!”
Bentup85 t1_j5rb59q wrote
I came in one today
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5ray7d wrote
Reply to comment by Current_Brick5305 in What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
Nice. We need more coffee and women jokes in this sub.
fortherecord1111 t1_j5r9m1c wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
What's long, hard, and has cum in it.
A cucumber
sirhandstylepenzalot t1_j5r99la wrote
Reply to comment by RIPcompo in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
vitreous humor
[deleted] t1_j5r9564 wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
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happykittynipples t1_j5r93fa wrote
Reply to comment by 12ozcocacola in What was the first human civilization to invent the bidet? by UndeniableHuman
You, your butt, and your laundress.
Xenu66 t1_j5r92tk wrote
It's less embarrassing when you pull out and the cars still in the garage
SpinalPrizon t1_j5r8s9k wrote
At least with one of them you could claim insurance when an accident occurred.
_LucasImpulse_ t1_j5r8p8e wrote
Reply to comment by yeah-defnot in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
come on man
missionbeach t1_j5r8o73 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Resist-556 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
She doesn't watch the Stooges? There's a block for that.
howcoolisthisname t1_j5r8ne8 wrote
Reply to comment by jeffinRTP in What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? by kipling_sapling
Technically correct.
yeah-defnot t1_j5r8lb0 wrote
Reply to comment by _LucasImpulse_ in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Somalia would like a word with you… and also a ransom
Nimonix t1_j5reegv wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You should poke her face, pa poke her face!