Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Be-A-Light t1_j5rtdy3 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Love is blind ❤️
movielover154 t1_j5rtcna wrote
Reply to comment by baby_fart in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I bathe beforehand.
More-Gibblets t1_j5rtbgb wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Ouch...
[deleted] t1_j5rt01o wrote
Reply to comment by Confident-Money140 in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
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TammyL8 t1_j5rqfsq wrote
The car can accommodate more than one prick.
FakeBenson t1_j5rq928 wrote
I don't enjoy poking holes in cars.
ephmal t1_j5rq8j0 wrote
Reply to comment by IndyAndyJones7 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
As he laughs and laughs…silently…and to himself.
aknolaj t1_j5rpjnp wrote
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
They’re appalled.
OverallManagement824 t1_j5rmbaz wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre
rascible t1_j5rl4p9 wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
Community cervix..
RibaldPancake t1_j5rk7iz wrote
Reply to comment by Argruss in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
So Fibonacci was a furry? Or maybe he played with rabbit reproduction in a less naughty way...
RibaldPancake t1_j5rjppt wrote
Reply to comment by dizzley in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
That's fibnonachos...
IndyAndyJones7 t1_j5rj4bd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
You're laughing at someone for being visually impaired? You really think that's okay?
MtPollux t1_j5riri7 wrote
Reply to comment by all_usernamestaken00 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
your mom has entered the chat
NDodma01 t1_j5rhjoh wrote
The condom makers don’t try to pull the wool over your eyes
BasicLuxury t1_j5rgprh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Pink Eye :(
Totally0G t1_j5rgkyu wrote
Hey!!
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Can you beat my 14.9K?
hodreegoo t1_j5rgg5h wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
It was pretty necessary actually
SprinksBrinks t1_j5rg3fp wrote
It's expensive when you break a rubber?
Edit: Oh you said difference
atridir t1_j5rfy4g wrote
Reply to comment by RecalcitrantHuman in What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
I drink my coffee the same way I like my men.
>! I don’t drink cofffee.!<
Also: >! I Just Lost The Game !<
iPlaySheScreams t1_j5rfet8 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Fresh Bruised
[deleted] t1_j5rf9st wrote
Condoms prevent kids. Cars run over them
MoreTroubleEveryDay t1_j5retr8 wrote
I don’t know, but they must have been squatters.
MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j5res7o wrote
Reply to comment by _LucasImpulse_ in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
No. You listen to me.
I am the captain now.
More-Gibblets t1_j5rtg4y wrote
Reply to comment by Spy_Mouse in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
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