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CommercialAd8439 t1_j5sdkbn wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Flat and cheesy
Wishywashywanker t1_j5sdi3x wrote
Is Nice Boy a new pronoun?
Turbo_Putt t1_j5sd9g0 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
With a large greasy box
Distant-moose t1_j5sd8qe wrote
Reply to comment by iivvoo in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Oh fuck you. Well done.
PuddinHead742 t1_j5sd4n6 wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Easily drunk.
Ain_denver t1_j5scozx wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Hot, bubbly and delicious?
Delivered to my door?
2 for 1 deal?
Top(ping) less?
Full of sausage and covered in sauce?
In a box?
TheRogueToad t1_j5sb6wi wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Plenty of crust with extra cheese.
neoprenewedgie t1_j5sao3h wrote
OP has never been to the Dark Web.
CanNeverRememberDis t1_j5sacpd wrote
Reply to comment by fortherecord1111 in What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
What's long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine.
ziksy9 t1_j5sa5qu wrote
Condoms stop accidents.
gotbetterbro t1_j5s9o6t wrote
Reply to comment by DieFlavourMouse in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
I will give it a look thank you
gotbetterbro t1_j5s9hsk wrote
Reply to comment by Noooooodlez in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Youre welcome !
Luked0g44O t1_j5s8x3g wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I did Nazi that coming.
RandoEncounter OP t1_j5s7x8g wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
That show is a work of art
666pool t1_j5s7vy8 wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Yeah we all had baths when we were kids. Show off.
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5s7u3z wrote
A condom has less headroom.
TheJesseClark t1_j5s7gfx wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
S tier comment
Toes_Are_For_Licking t1_j5s7az9 wrote
Reply to comment by Am_I_Not_A_Robot in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Haha this is ruthless. Was it like a hook, haymaker, or a straight jab?
Guitbocks t1_j5s78je wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
A melted chocolate bar
EnvironmentalDeal256 t1_j5s78hl wrote
Reply to comment by leonscum in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Nightstand?
Western-Image7125 t1_j5s7881 wrote
Reply to comment by oneaccountaday in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Stop doing the Subaru!!
Western-Image7125 t1_j5s74ki wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
It was supposed to be a blind date you idiot!
slobbyrobb t1_j5s70jg wrote
Finding a dick in your butt
Hosentaschen_Mike t1_j5s4xff wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Really short, darkly roasted and makes me poop in the morning
blob-of-goodness t1_j5sdzdx wrote
Reply to comment by nostril_spiders in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
If this community decides to write new material.