Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Starfish-Story t1_j5slbzk wrote
Unlucky guys only use manual transmission.
HashtagTSwagg t1_j5skr0m wrote
Reply to comment by Ain_denver in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Fresh out of the oven.
AdReady1809 t1_j5sjf53 wrote
You like your women like coffee jokes? Like, post them on reddit, you do it once, everyone else does it but better than you and some are real dark.
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5sjeg5 wrote
Reply to comment by TammyL8 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
And they make a mess when they blow a gasket
ArastooJoshi t1_j5sjbcz wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
What about Greendale?
Fit_Onion_7473 t1_j5sj9l8 wrote
But they both have a shaft
[deleted] t1_j5sj8ql wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
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Starfish-Story t1_j5siox8 wrote
What bra size was she? K-cup?
TDAM t1_j5sinlz wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
"If he wasn't nice, he wouldn't always make sure I came first"
LongjumpingHand5452 t1_j5si8fa wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Without any sausage
reddumbs t1_j5shzg2 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Cut into pieces?
Ethereal_burn t1_j5shadf wrote
Reply to comment by sirhandstylepenzalot in 2 mafia members are walking through the woods, late at night by awesomeness1024
I ain’t your Sammy, Dean
[deleted] t1_j5sgxde wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
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Am_I_Not_A_Robot t1_j5sgqs6 wrote
Reply to comment by Toes_Are_For_Licking in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Quick straight jab. I didn’t want to be an arsehole and knock her out
BadassDad42 t1_j5sgac2 wrote
It’s not embarrassing admitting the car is too big.
fakebrunetteho t1_j5sg2jy wrote
Haha oh gosh
ziksy9 t1_j5sfi51 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Vegetables only?
Smart-Time6212 t1_j5sffqi wrote
Nick Cannon owns a car.
Catpitalsea t1_j5sf95b wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
No anchovies
ChurchOfAdonitology t1_j5sevz7 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Meaty
Pretend_Manner_5519 t1_j5sem51 wrote
You can only fit one dick in a condom.
DeadwoodNative t1_j5sekyz wrote
Reply to What's brown and sticky? by JRP1138
some hybrid icky
4dwarf t1_j5seif6 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Left beef
FlatMonkey1776 t1_j5seehj wrote
Your wife sees this she’s gonna whip your ass
Gnarly_Starwin t1_j5slf9m wrote
Reply to With all the coffee jokes lately, I've realized something... by petertmcqueeny
I heard coffee jokes are generating a lot of buzz.