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Schonungslos t1_j5suftc wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Burning hot and with fungus?
Pun_In_Ten_Did t1_j5subyj wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Resist-556 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Girlfriend asked me to "give her 6 inches and make it hurt.." so I fucked her twice and punched her in the head.
Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j5stxj5 wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Black then white are all I see in my infancy Red and yellow then came to be, reaching out to me Lets me see.
Zeric79 t1_j5stxcv wrote
Reply to I like my women by freightdogger
You dick has a crabs civilization.
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j5stws1 wrote
1 covers a Johnnie, and the other is driven by a Johnnie, Johnnie cab.
RanCestor t1_j5stv94 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Little dough but plentiful toppings.
the_powered_guy t1_j5stbr5 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Unpacked from the box when the delivery guy arrives?
oneaccountaday t1_j5st55k wrote
Reply to I like my women by freightdogger
Yo, where are you buying shopping carts for just a euro?
the_powered_guy t1_j5ssxx4 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I told you not to go down on her. I knew she had a dick
AdTypical6494 t1_j5sstt0 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
you are really into women... uh?
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The last 20 jokes only women whats with men and transgender ;)
greywolf974 t1_j5ssr9f wrote
Reply to comment by HashtagTSwagg in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
FBI Open Up!
CDude78 t1_j5ssij4 wrote
Reply to comment by semiloki in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
r/therealjoke
Lem0n_Lem0n t1_j5srqf0 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
I thought that how you clean the pipes with the condoms...???!!
drowned_beliefs t1_j5sr0o0 wrote
One parks on a driveway and the other drives on a parkway.
DeadwoodNative t1_j5sqtt7 wrote
My wife’s trying to sell a high-mileage Vulva
[deleted] t1_j5sqdyj wrote
Reply to comment by Traevia in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Good luck finding 12 people that think prevention and death by grill marks to the dome are technically the same.
Traevia t1_j5sprte wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Technically they both prevent kids.
[deleted] t1_j5spm4o wrote
Reply to comment by CHARLIE-MF-BROWN in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
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PokemonTrainerAlex t1_j5splo5 wrote
One causes accidents One prevents them
CnH9588 t1_j5spgij wrote
Reply to comment by dadarkgtprince in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
But Wal-Mart does that anyways. They sell lube and sex toys.
soulstoneripper t1_j5spap8 wrote
Reply to comment by Western-Image7125 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
But the exhaust gets me all excited!!
abhaybal2004 t1_j5sonec wrote
[deleted] t1_j5snhj1 wrote
Without a car, u go get a loan. Without condom, you get to deposit. Interest coming up in 9 months.
Jackrwood t1_j5slj00 wrote
Too many dicks in it?
insert_funnyjoke01 t1_j5svfhd wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my coffee jokes. by bakershotttbog
All the same with slight differences