Recent comments in /f/Jokes
oneaccountaday t1_j5t59bl wrote
Reply to comment by _Trolley in I like my women by freightdogger
Kinky, y’all are doing it different across the pond.
_Trolley t1_j5t598m wrote
Reply to comment by PokemonTrainerAlex in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
But both prevent children
SofEdM t1_j5t4oo7 wrote
Reply to comment by MinFootspace in Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Did he work on queues, or on cue?
I hope he lined them up well?
punterknox t1_j5t4luw wrote
How many wives do you have a day?
_Trolley t1_j5t4gyg wrote
Reply to comment by oneaccountaday in I like my women by freightdogger
Some of us have a slot where you have to put a coin in to remove the chain
anonny42357 t1_j5t21hk wrote
Reply to comment by RandoEncounter in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Yes, it is. Right up there with Community and Schitts Creek
MinFootspace t1_j5t21gs wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Cumberbatch is actually a profession's name. It was worn by the bloke who batched the cumbers.
Front-Importance9357 t1_j5t1sew wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Enough for all the guys on poker night.
murdmart t1_j5t0x9d wrote
PromiseCritical141 t1_j5t0txa wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
With her dick
unbaer t1_j5sy8v2 wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
poked him in the eye with the toy (strap-on)
GoddessofWvw t1_j5sy7ks wrote
Reply to comment by semiloki in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
Depends on what car it is however.
unbaer t1_j5sy6ep wrote
Reply to comment by Longjumping-Ad-2394 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
because then you’d be saying the word eye twice in the same sentence and it just doesn’t flow as well
burpycrow t1_j5sxwxn wrote
Reply to comment by Gil-Gandel in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Bows
Fominroman2 t1_j5sxbml wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Round?
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5swftw wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzled_Inflation_95 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Well I'm glad, it's nice that people actually benefit from this Haha
Puzzled_Inflation_95 t1_j5swc16 wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
It did
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5sw5uq wrote
Reply to comment by Puzzled_Inflation_95 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Hope it made you feel slightly better. I wish you a very speedy recovery :)
Puzzled_Inflation_95 t1_j5sw1uf wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
It's 430 am I can't sleep I had my k9 pulled yesterday and needed this lauf.
Great_Succotash1891 t1_j5sw1jw wrote
Reply to I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Doesn't matter how dark, as long as I can stick my dick in it
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5svpqx wrote
Reply to comment by Not-Jesus666 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
?
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5svn27 wrote
Reply to comment by IndyAndyJones7 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I'm laughing at someone getting poked in the eye, where the hell did you get visual impairment from 🤦♂️
AdReady1809 t1_j5svm7g wrote
Made at home or picked up from another college going dudes hands?
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5svkew wrote
Reply to comment by hodreegoo in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Ok then bud
Spy_Mouse t1_j5t5vo1 wrote
Reply to What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
What's the difference between a modern website and my grandmother?
You can sometimes deny cookies on the modern website.