Recent comments in /f/Jokes
Boy_Possession t1_j5tcvhv wrote
When a car breaks, it's a few months of money.
When a condom breaks, its many years.
Rick-burp-Sanchez t1_j5tcpzt wrote
Egg jokes are a little too easy for my taste these days.
IndyAndyJones7 t1_j5tcc48 wrote
Reply to comment by c0dyw0dy27 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
From the person laughing at the person who said they are blind.
Glock_and_Dagger t1_j5tc7wd wrote
Reply to comment by movielover154 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Has he ever?
TheGreatAut t1_j5tc182 wrote
I don't put my dick in a condom
[deleted] t1_j5tbogn wrote
Reply to comment by FigAAAro_22 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
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Waitsfornoone t1_j5tb640 wrote
You'd better win the appeal, or you'll find yourself surrounded by con seated people at your next stop.
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j5tb1kw wrote
Reply to comment by ziksy9 in I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Wow, take my upvote
frankie69er t1_j5tb08s wrote
It's got cream in it, just not your cream
Waitsfornoone t1_j5tanzr wrote
They both make you hide the wienie.
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_j5ta3nb wrote
Reply to comment by missionbeach in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Nuck nuck nuck
FigAAAro_22 t1_j5t9smh wrote
Reply to comment by TooShiftyForYou in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
LOL!!! Good one!!
mikeyshub t1_j5t9r5x wrote
Reply to comment by CHARLIE-MF-BROWN in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
I looked it up and I saw what you did there
Fit_Wolverine7706 t1_j5t91g3 wrote
Difference is that my car fills in my entire garage when I put it in.
When I put condom covered thing into where it is meant to go in, it doesn’t fill the space at all..
JohnnyElmagnifco995 t1_j5t82ao wrote
The website track you. Grandma snack you.
MinFootspace t1_j5t7zug wrote
Reply to comment by SofEdM in Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Nicely, neatly and by order of cumbersonemess.
Dottsterisk t1_j5t7xz7 wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
I think I’m missing the joke here. This reads more like a “You had to be there” anecdote.
RandoEncounter OP t1_j5t7lj4 wrote
Reply to comment by anonny42357 in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
I think those shows don't even come close.
yongfong87 t1_j5t7gv7 wrote
Reply to comment by ChadHanna in Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
That was really interesting.. and dissapointing neither my dads or mums lasts names came Up with anything
ChadHanna t1_j5t6wx4 wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
As a favour to Bob, far more than you ever want to know about Cumberbatch can be found via https://one-name.org/name_profile/cumberbatch/
WinCo_Wonderland t1_j5t6v74 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Thirty minutes or less.
irlegend86 t1_j5t6n39 wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my pizza. by Com4tador
Says she is Italian but is really American
4BDUL4Z1Z OP t1_j5t6877 wrote
Reply to comment by Spy_Mouse in What does my Grandma and a Modern website have in common? by 4BDUL4Z1Z
*optional
GuyAwks t1_j5t6330 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Beauty is in the eye socket of the beholder
cflanagan95 t1_j5tdecv wrote
Reply to I like my women like I like my coffee jokes. by bakershotttbog
I was expecting the punchline for this to be like my fiance. Tall, hot and black.