Recent comments in /f/Jokes
DioSuH t1_j5tjoda wrote
Reply to comment by stooftheoof in Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory by stooftheoof
Damn 42
[deleted] t1_j5tjmo7 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
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AverageJoestar t1_j5tjjav wrote
Used by everyone in the sub?
anonny42357 t1_j5tji1j wrote
Reply to comment by RandoEncounter in I like my coffee like I like my women, by RandoEncounter
Agree to disagree. Except in the Netflix season of AD. that was trash.
BertzReynolds t1_j5tjhxk wrote
What do, not what does.
phollox t1_j5tj55t wrote
I'm sure they were really funny. You would have gotten us all cracking
Lessgovtmoney t1_j5tj23w wrote
The egg section at my local store is a shell of it's former self.
[deleted] t1_j5tj1uu wrote
If there was a market for used condoms, would it be called a 2nd cum shop???
ElectricityIsWeird t1_j5tichm wrote
Reply to comment by Dickcheese-a1 in What's the difference between a condom and a car? by CalEPygous
“Man, I got five kids!”
FactoryBuilder t1_j5thxga wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
Obligatory Dickinson.
omnom08_ t1_j5thqzx wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
The real joke here is saying they have a girlfriend
OptimusPrimel984 t1_j5thp0i wrote
I was about to tell this egg joke but it looks like I was beaten to the punch line.
douchebaghere t1_j5thak5 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
And I poked her in the ass. We are a cute couple of poker players.
Ok_Manufacturer_6242 t1_j5th84f wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
Go n visit a doctor
ImpulseAfterthought t1_j5tgyxl wrote
What a coincidence; the same judge found me guilty of being patronizing.
That means I talk down to people.
douchebaghere t1_j5tgu44 wrote
Reply to My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
And now for unknown reasons, definitely not related to me, people aren't able to find her body, I mean her.
flunkyclaus t1_j5tgcvb wrote
You're breathtaking. :)
LexRingo t1_j5tfox2 wrote
Wait You still are able to afford that nowadays??
G_D_Ironside t1_j5tf5cm wrote
My brain is scrambled simply from reading this ridiculous yolk.
[deleted] t1_j5teu16 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. by AralphNity
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stonka_truck t1_j5telnu wrote
Reply to comment by Rick-burp-Sanchez in I was about to tell some new jokes about the expensive eggs I bought by Ready373
They always crack me up
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j5teag9 wrote
Eggotistical and ham-fisted!
Rude_Comparison1761 t1_j5te4p1 wrote
Reply to I like my women by freightdogger
Fuck off sun of a bitch
HarEmiya t1_j5tdfqx wrote
Reply to Co-worker: "I love British last names," by KeckyOK
^^where ^^joke
DioSuH t1_j5tjp6i wrote
Reply to comment by stooftheoof in Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory by stooftheoof
Much better than i can do